I found my next best friend after the hair dryer.....

... a straightening iron!! But not just any straightening iron. It's a straightening iron from Jose Eber.

KitKeat bought me the pink straightening iron the last time but I don't quite use it as it takes real long to dry my hair only then straighten.

Also because the pink plates were not very wide/big that it took longer time to do it in the morning. And if you know me by now, I always rush in the mornings because I sleep until the very last second.

But the weekend before last, KitKeat and I were in Singapore and I walked past another Jose stall and saw this:



A straightening iron that can be used on either WET or dry hair!!! Seriously! Don't believe? Here.. I zoomed in on the WET OR DRY part for you:


And wider plates too!! It's like my dream come true! I don't have to waste time doing double work in the morning anymore!!!

So happy after styling/straightening, I've got extra time to pose y'all:

**Side view. I like to curl in the ends and look like Bree Van de Kamp.

**Sorry ah, photos a bit blur. My hand was shaking. Itu-lah akibatnya for not taking photos for so long.

Seriously, every girl should own one. Go get yours today and we can be the next Brees of the world wtf.

Unless you don't mind blow drying your hair first only then straighten, I can give you a good price for my pink straightening iron...

....doo doo doo....

Blog.. pls meet my new friend....

... Tanya!!! Tanya, pls meet my blog.....

**Tanya & Me

Tanya dot dot dot 'cos I have yet to find out her last name & chinese name. But I do know that she's 24 this year, works at Harper's Bazaar (hence I now understand why Jeek refers to her as TanHarpers in her blog) and she's real friendly!!

I like her!!! I like her!!! I really do!!! I mean in a platonic manner Jeek in case you were puzzled for a moment there.

And Tanya's a special someone to my special friend Jeek:

**Awwww... shooo schweeet....

l was so bored last weekend omg omg I could've died out of boredom omg omg!

I was so bored because:
1) KitKeat was in Guangzhou

2) Pangsaifong & benggali were in Hong Kong

3) Ju was in Cheras

4) Jeek was busy (read from beginning of entry for further clarification)

And the only person that was willing to meet me twice on a Sunday was PHENG!!! *sniff* Super touched lorr. She came to find me just to sit down at Starbucks with me to whine about Monday.

I actually went for mass on Sunday omg omg shocking I know omg omg.

At church, I sat beside this lady who was there with her parents. And when I say lady I mean like late 30s kind ok I don't wanna say auntie because I cannot imagine ppl calling me auntie when I'm 35.

The whole time she kept looking on her left, on her right, dunno looking for what-lah when the priest was right in front but it became so annoying until a point when I took out RM10 for donation and she had to turn her head entirely to look at my palm that was holding the money.

Seriously lorr what was her problem I really dunno. Like stare at my RM10 too little is it? Should I dump my Juicy slippers in the collection bag too?

So I was like boh song about the staring right, so rude right, I decided to stare at her fingernails wtf. And her fingernails were super short like I-have-a-habit-of-biting-my-fingernails-when-I'm-hungry-'cos-I've-donated-all-my-cash kind.

And then she realised I was staring at her fingernails, she started staring at my toenails ok!!! Sorry-lah after the accident of breaking a few of my toenails, I have decided to lay off pedicures for a while. Damn ugly I know. Sigh.

But you know what? The lady proli did me a favour by realising that I need to do something about my toenails. I should stop wearing & buying slippers. Yes, an important lesson that I learnt from church this week *koff*

Now, I am waiting for the weekend to come again when I just wasted the whole of last weekend away. Sigh.

P/s: The lady from church should really do something bout her nails-lah. I have this urge to go find her again this coming Sunday to pass her JJ Nails' business card. I am so concerned about this sister in Christ lorr.

Tired

Have been working so hard lately that I just realised I haven't blogged this week. How can this be? Is my blog left to die like everything else I started?

Apart from the fact that I was really busy with work, I have been quite hooked to the Brain Age game on my DS. I 'train' my brain every single nite without fail. Maybe that's why I've been so tired.

But I'm only playing that game 'cos I have no other exciting games to play. Anyone can let me know what other cool DS girl games I can buy?

I've finished Season 1 of Greek. I love Ashleigh. Although she's not the lead actress but she's so cute & funny! Her clothes are damn cun too!

Am now starting The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Can't comment on it yet as I've only watched the 1st episode and the 2nd episode got stuck halfway damn these no name DVD shops at Hartamas!

Was too tired to even press the 'next' button on my remote that I just went straight to bed.

Am still waiting for Jeek to pass me her box sets on Brothers and Sisters but she seems to be having trouble juggling her time between Tanya & Sher and by defending herself, she said that 'we' disappeared.

Well, whatever it is, she's happy and who cares about the world when you're happy?! It's too tiring to care about the world wtf.

I've been quite tired at work lately. And no, it's not because I've been staying up late each nite. It's proli the lack of energy foods.

theparents came home last Sunday from Australia with packs of Arnott's cookies. I'm currently substituting my lunch of capati+tofu+veggies with cookies because:
1) I'm sick of capati+tofu+veggies

2) Since I've been abstaining from meat for the whole season of Lent, pan mee with fish balls isn't quite like the real thing

3) I get to save RM3 per day and buy myself a tall-low-fat-iced-latte at Starbucks instead

4) Buying myself a tall-low-fat-iced-latte at Starbucks qualifies me a stamp and after 7 stamps I get a free beverage damn value can?

I went to the gym with Ju & Pheng last nite eventhough I was super drained from work. I am honest. I will admit it. I am lazy. And to have even made it to the gym is already a huge achievement. So pls, clap for me thank you.

I hate toxic ppl out there. I dunno why this came up I just wanted to voice it out.

Last weekend, I wanted to use my camera that I noticed it was on low batt. From the lack of usage. And I realised it's been ages since I last took photos with the fwens and the foes wtf.

You, you and you. Come. Let's take photos. I'm tired so someone pls hold the camera?

In summary, I'm just so tired of everything. Physically. Mentally. Emotionally.

I just wish there was a place they let tired ppl run away to. Like Wonderland. I envy Alice wtf.

Journal

I noticed how I haven't been blogging quite as often and that is proli because:
1) I am dying at where I am not at at nite

2) I don't really have anything exciting to blog about

3) Nothing exciting so might as well make this a journal


Last Saturday, I got my nails done.....

**Blue roses with white leaves

My fingers each look like a portrait of its own. And I don't even like flowers but chose this design. I must be growing up *proud face*

On Sunday, I went to Pavilion and KitKeat got me a pair of trainers because the pair of sneakers that I normally use for gym is like peeling and super old since 1920s kind.


I wore it for the 1st time last nite but ended up not going to the gym because Pheng and I came to a mutual understanding to have coffee at Starbucks instead.

And as for Ju, not so mutual but gave in anyways. Yes, we have such a big influence on her life wtf say until like I'm her friend for 20 years liddat.

Come to think of it, I think we did start school together 20 years ago. But only grown to like her in secondary school *koff*


I met up with Pei Chyi, Josie & David (sorry David have to type your name last 'cos don't want to make Josie feel like she's a sidekick. I mean you should know better, she's got issues to be center of attention *koff koff*) on Monday nite.

We went to this restaurant called 'Boston' at Solaris Mont Kiara that serves non-Boston food.

This is Josie stressed from work:

**And I was like "Come on Josie! Life is great!!" sifat-lah I was just acting.

This is why I do not take photos on the left side:




Last nite I was asking Ju & Pheng for ideas on topics for my new workshop. And they suggested that I ask KitKeat since he reads The Edge.

So I did....

Me: Keat.. faster tell me wot are the hot issues in The Edge recently that I can do a training on!

KitKeat: I dunno-lah!!

Me: FASTER!!!!

KitKeat: How I know?? I haven't read The Edge in ages! (laughs on his own) Geddit? Geddit? Ages = Edges = The Edge?

Me: *_*

Ok then, so back to the drawing board...


This joke (do you even call this a joke? What do you call these instances when the person laughs on his/her own?) reminded me of myself:

Me: You're not funny also!!!

KitKeat: Who said I was funny?

Me: (Points to KitKeat & laughs)

Tonight I'm going for a haircut at The Met, Parkroyal Hotel and my 2 victims to accompany me are: Pangsai Fong & Benggali!!

Yay!! And we're going to have dinner in KL like in 2005. Good times, good times.


Miscellaneous stuff:
1) II recently came up with a nickname for KitKeat that is more manly: Keatsby!! (like Gatsby) hahahahaha why-lah I so funny wtf.


2) I have a red dot like a rash (but only 1 dot) on my left cheek below my eye. It's been there for a week and I've tried applying cortisone cream, pimple cream and pimple stickers but it's still there.

I've learnt to accept the fact it is inevitable that I have to have some sort of flaw on my face apart from the rising number of moles and pores.

I have named the dot 'Cherry' and embraced it as a friend on my face wtf.


Boring life to be continued......

I'm so pissed I can slash your tyres!

For the past 3 days:
1) I've been preparing for it until my brain's been haemorrhaging internally!!!
2) Reciting it over and over again on the way back home from work! And even when I shit in the toilet!!!
3) Whining to Pheng about it and not giving her my share of attention for her problems which are bigger than this!!
4) Asking Josie & Pei Chyi online to kill me 'cos I'm scared!!

Nothing is ever good enough. No matter how perfect it is, you still have to change things and make it your way!

If you know so much then take over my job can?

Why don't you be in my seat for once? Then you'll see oh what fun I'll have banging you down after each sentence you say. Oh wait, I might bang down after a paragraph 'cos you talk eff-ing fast & half the time no one understands what you say!

If you're so concerned about every little thing then don't be in your line. It shows that you have no confidence of any sort and you do not deserve to be leading people this way!!!

I hate how I am feeling right now. I hate it that I am still putting myself through this shit. I hate it that each time something like this happens, I am hopeful the next day. I hate it that this cycle is a never ending story like Thailand's political situation...

And most of all I hate it that I am still not completely over it.

So so many things....

... to blog about and everything just seems so yesterday but better late than never?

1) Baby Eva

Can everyone please give a big round of applause to GRACE & WILLIAM because baby Eva finally arrived on Monday, 9th March (Prophet Muhammad's b'day *koff*)!!!!

Went to visit them at SJMC on Monday evening and look how cute she is:

**Baby Eva: Huh? Take photo? Let me position my best angle

**Baby Eva: There we go!

Tuesday evening I went with Pheng once again because baby Eva is so cute lorr how to stop seeing her rite?

Here she is with mommy Grace:




And auntie Josie:


Damn cute rite?? *grin*

Thank you Grace & William for bringing such a cute 'worm' to our lives. She is truly a blessing from God!

P/s: And seriously we really need to find a new nickname for Grace as the nickname 'pregnant woman' does not apply anymore. All suggestions are welcomed.

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2) Ah Ru

Ah Ru was back 2 weeks ago and we went to Gardens to shop for shoes.

While we were there, we also tried out the RM5 premium toilets.

We were so fascinated with the whole toilet only to notice that it was the same as the free toilets which we used before leaving.

The only difference was that the premium toilet had real towels as opposed to paper towels after washing your hands.

Plus some hand cream/eau de toilette/shaving cream whatever cream there is-lah that women use in toilets I really don't know what was there because all we did was stare at the tray and gave fascinated oooooooooos.

So here is Ah Ru on the way out of the premium toilet all happy that we somehow got our money's worth 'cos we held our pee in for quite some time in order to use that particular toilet:


Ah Ru and I actually took a photo IN the toilet but we had to ask the cleaning lady to snap the shot for us 'cos no other normal people actually paid RM5 for a toilet.

So this kakak didn't know how to snap the photo in an angle to make me appear less meaty and hence, I have decided to (I would say burn but then again it does not apply here as I did not even print the photo out and hence burn might mean something else to online geeks) delete (I guess that's the only appropriate word wtf) the photo and pretend that we were never there!

I ended up purchasing mascara instead of shoes 'cos I couldn't find any suitable ones and also 'cos I'm not really a shoe person.

Ah Ru accomplished her mission of purchasing this pair of black flats from Lacoste. And I tell you the saleslady at Lacoste can kill lorr!!!

Ah Ru was super into this pair of black flats that wasn't on the display shelves but they had the same design in white on the shelves instead.

We noticed the black pair because the mannequin was wearing them.

So as Ah Ru gleefully looked around the shop (like seriously what else would you really buy from Lacoste except their shoes), I noticed that the saleslady walked away from the customer she was talking to and I flagged her over and pointed to the mannequin...

Me: Can we try that pair of shoes in black pls?

Lacoste Jie Jie: You want to try black or white?

Me: *gloom dispelled*

I felt like going "I would like pink pls" WTF WTF can they not have ppl of sub par intelligence work at customer-orientated businesses??!!!!

And Ah Ru asked for a size 5, they brought her a size 4 1/2 which obviously did not fit and only then did they realise the next best thing was to bring out their size 5!!

Whoever said we're suffering from an economic downturn? I think ppl are just not spending thanks to our pals at Lacoste wtf.

But Ah Ru bought them anyway (sucker big time).

Ah Ru has left and will only be back again next month! So sad. I am truly missing her!

Thank you Ah Ru for spending time with me eventhough you had such a short holiday!!

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3) Pei Chyi

Pei Chyi's been keeping me company a lot this week over the 'innernet' (as she calls it) as Grace is on maternity leave.

It's so sad 'cos the seat beside me is empty and I have no one else to talk to verbally and proli it's also due to the fact that I have no friends. I miss you Grace!!! *sniff*

Yesterday Pei Chyi taught me a new trick for blogging. Strikethrough. Ok it's not a trick I know but I've been figuring out for a year on how do ppl do it.

I tried asking Mrs. P once but she kinda ignored my question and talked about something else instead. Dunno whether she's lazy to explain or she thinks I'm a retard for not knowing how to.

Anyways, I now know how to work it and will may be having annoying cool and crazy strikethrough posts soon!!

Thank you Pee Chee for ALWAYS sharing your knowledge with me 'cos I know that I can be quite bimbotic at times.


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4) KitKeat

I recently started texting KitKeat in mandarin. And yesterday I stumbled upon a new nickname for him in chinese characters:

杰姐

hahahahahahaha for those who can read pls laugh with me and for those who do not know what it means pls don't ask me to explain as it won't be as funny anymore and for those who can read but do not think that it is funny don't care just laugh like the show 'Just for Laughs' wtf.

Also, KitKeat recently bought the DVD box set for this TV show called 'Greek' and I was a bit reluctant to watch it at first 'cos I seriously have no interests in Greeks or their typical lifestyle and who am I to appreciate other cultures but my own yes I am this selfish and senseless and come to think of it I don't even know much of my own culture and the only prominent fact I believe is to greet older ppl "Uncle" or "Aunty" or "Poh poh" when you meet them? Am I even on the right track here?? Can somebody pls slap some Chinese sense into me plssss!!!

Anyhoo, when we got down to watching 'Greek', it's actually all about this group of people in fraternities & sororities in college. And I can tell you now that I'm hooked!! I've finally found another addiction after finishing Grey's! Yay!

Thank you Kitty Keat for being able to choose cool shows despite you being a fan of Warren Buffett and subscribing to The Edge & Personal Money!!

My very-the-late-until-I-almost-turned-30-only-I-received Christmas presents

... from Jeek were Hello Kitty + MAC collab eye lashes & lip gloss!!!! Hello Kitty OK PEEEPLE!!!

**But dunno why the packaging no Hello Kitty one?

On the other hand, the lip gloss packaging is super cool lorr!!






It's a good thing that it's a collab with MAC because I'm not really a big fan of MAC products. If it were to be Anna Sui + Hello Kitty I think the whole store would be stocked at my home already lorrr.

Anyhoo, thanks so much for the gifts Jeek! I really really really suka them 'cos seriously who can resist Hello Kitty? Ok, don't need to answer that thank you.


I also recently bought myself new bedroom slippers although my current ones still work for me.

But JUICY COUTURE BEDROOM SLIPPERS HOW NOT TO HAVE AND IN PINK SOME MORE WAH CAN DIE LORR IF DUN GET!!!

**Sweet hearty charm

My shoe size is 7 but since it's bedroom slippers have to be comfortable and not fitting I guess. So I asked the lady for a size 8 instead and unfortunately there weren't anymore so I ended up with a size 9!!!

I'm Miss Big Feet wannabe at home right now.


On another note, I was zooming down my office car park this morning to Basement 2 (where I usually park) but today it was extremely full so I decided to zoom straight on to Basement 3.

As I was zooming towards the ramp, this car from outta nowhere appeared and braked instantly when he saw me zooming over.

As I zoomed past him, I gave him the what-were-you-thinking-racing-in-an-office-carpark look.

As I pulled into a nice parking spot near the lift at Basement 3, I saw the car pulling up 2 parking lots beside me.

Die-lah die-lah! You think my tyres are flat?? I need to zoom to the dentist in 15 mins.

P/s: I've found my souldentist. Not soulmate but souldentist. Another entry altogether. Stay tuned if you're into finding the perfect dentist. How geeky do I sound seriously please keep me aware of these changes!!

Old photos

I was looking through my old, dusty photo albums to look for some appropriate photos for our wedding slideshow and I came across some old, embarrassing, I-feel-like-I-don't-even-know-myself photos.

And the following photos will definitely NOT be in our wedding slideshow so you guys should be honoured that I'm sharing these photos with you.

This was me at the age of 14:


I showed KitKeat this photo and asked him whether he would've dated me then.

He laughed and changed the subject.


Here is a photo of me (on the left) and my cousin Sze Hua (on the right):


thefather asked me who was the girl in red.

And please don't ask me what was with the Aaron Kwok hairstyle but I definitely found it cool then.


Anyways, here is another photo taken in 2000, me at 18 years of age at Taylor's where I met a special friend:

**Stephers & Me

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPH!!!

Though we do not meet up often but we've got our blogs to keep us connected wtf.

I wish you a great year ahead with lots of laughter & happiness in your life *hugs* And your pressies are with Shyuan so please pin her down until she hands them to you!!


And to end this entry for today, I present to you Brother Smell Hua at 23 years of age:


All of a sudden I dun feel so embarrassed anymore.

I once thought that KL was cool

Today, while heading home from work, I was stuck in traffic for 3 hours.

Tonight, I am packing my bags to migrate to Pahang.

Maybe all KL had to offer was Pavilion.

*waves goodbye with handkerchief*

P/s: Brother Smell Hua still uses a handkerchief I really dunno how relevant this information is but I just felt the need to let everyone know. Thanks and bye.

Nicknames

If you guys know me by now, I'm the type of person very into giving nicknames to ppl. Be it mean or harsh names I still would not care.

A few examples:
Kelly - benggali
Josie - hosie
Pheng - hau poh
Ling Ling - lou hai

And the most recent one I came up with for KitKeat was: Hello Kitty Keat!!!

hahahahahahahahaha laugh until face cramp ok?

Anyways, yesterday as I was driving home from work, I heard this song 'Pokerface' by Lady Gaga on the radio and it sounded like some word I'd use so as I got home, I texted KitKeat...

Me: Hi pokerface! Hah! Got new nickname for u. I'm home!!!

KitKeat: I got a pokerface meh?

Me: Actually wot's it mean? I just heard it from this song just now

KitKeat: Means...Someone's who is good at hiding things.. Don't show true emotions so that the opponent does not know what you are thinking

Me: Yeah u got pokerface


Yeah, KitKeat's got a new nickname. And that my friends, was how I spent my Monday evening. Thank you.

Testing my Patience

Hello! I've been in so many situations lately whereby I'd have to infinitely wait for things to happen or people to attend to us that I just cannot take it anymore!

I do believe that I have some sort of level of patience towards things/others but last Saturday really cracked me.

KitKeat and I went to Sheraton Imperial to check out the rental of cars for the wedding from Prestige Limo and they had to take 10 months to get someone to attend to us.

We initially arrived all happy & I was in an 'ok' mood.







And after asking the receptionist whether there is someone coming down, we still had to wait and wait and wait!!!

To a point I was bored:




And KitKeat too:




Finally this lady came over with her mobile phone of the Prestige Limo's consultant on the line wtf. Give-lah the mobile number earlier then we can call from India ma. Why have to drive all the way through Sogo and pass all these KLCC friends to get there?!!?!?!


At night, we went to Tropicana City to have dinner at Penang Village. At first, also damn happy lor 'cos we just had a good afternoon nap and we were all energised dunno for what:


After a while, customers that sat down after us started getting their food first!!! We told the waiter but as usual the ppl in these restaurants don't seem to understand us and finally they even forgot to fry one of our dishes.




Damn mad lorr 'cos seriously I was damn hungry.

Please... if you want Penang food, just drive to Penang also faster k?

So anyways, I'm like seriously tired of waiting. And I just sent Pui Fong an e-mail and I'm still waiting for her reply wtf. Can someone please ask her to read this entry?!

And I'm like waiting to go home 'cos Pui Fong and I are going shopping woohoo for my shoes. Can someone tell me where to get nice shoes to match bridal gowns? Nice & comfortable ones so I guess Guess is off the list thank you.

And please answer me NOW 'cos I told you.. I'm sick of WAITING!!!! *points gun at ya*