Say 'HI' to my bridesmaids!! :)

**Pui Fong, Ju & Ah Ru

If I own a telco company...

... I will freaking source for someone or some way to develop a software that I can offer my customers this service of blocking numbers.

Like how we block people on MSN.

You avoiding your ex? Block him/her.

You can't stand this girl because she's got huge shoulders? Block her.

You hate your colleague just cos she is long-winded and can't bloody stop talking about ingredients of food? Block her.

You would want no association with your boss just cos he wears a toupee? Block him.

Basically when you block a particular number, you just need to send a text to 22333 or something and request to add that particular number to your 'block list'.

So you just have to pay for that one sms and an sms request for viewing your 'block list' or to unblock someone.

And if the person that you blocked is trying to reach you, they will receive an automated msg stating "The person that you called, requires some peace and quiet from your naggy voice" or pay a small fee to customise the automated msg for each blocked person.

Now, how cool is that?!

Ok, this came along because on Monday morning when all poor souls had to drag themselves to work, I received a call from this number:

+966543064630

Everyone pls take note of this freaking number ok 'cos I'm just so pissed off I can actually cut up your clothes!!!

I answered and this lady went like 'hello' or something and hung up.

Later on at 4:13pm, she texted me this:

"Am apa kbr? Tebak siapa aku, aku tlp istrimu yg ngangkat tapi aku hanya bisa mendoakan semoga kou bahagia tapi, aku berpesan jgn lupa anak dan orang tuamu krna dialah orang2 yg kita sakiti tapi, dia selalu memaapkannya dan aku berpesan jangan berbuat zinah krna thn benci sama orang itu dan usahapun akan susah tapi, dgn cara kita mendekatkan pd Allah uangpun bisa terkumpul dan bisa d jadikan modal utk keluarga anak dan ke2 orng tua kita aku bicara begitu krna aku mengalaminya. ingatla kata2ku karna aku menyayangimu sbg teman. pulanglah kalian dan nikahlah secara resmi agar kalian hidup bahagia. jangan smpai pernikahan kamu dgn dia seperti kamu sama sri. tapi doakan sri am mudah2an dia bahagia pula seperti bahagianya hati kamu. makasih selamat menempuh hidup baru dan smgakau bahagia"


Ok-lah, she proli wasted 6 pages of sms to text me this so I ignored it 'cos seriously I thought she got the wrong number.

And then at 5:40pm:

"Aam jawab ini no kamu bukan. cindai"


Seriously, I'm not even Aam and yet alone know how to understand this bahasa fully wtf she want me to answer for.

But KitKeat with his 'smart' moves and 'smooth' ways and being overprotective asked me to text her back stating 'salah nombor' or something. And I wrote this:

"Salah nombor. Sila jangan call atau sms nombor ini lagi"


And she replied at 5:51pm:

"Kenapa sewot bu apa taku hati aam tidak termiliki aku tau ini no aam karna dia yg ngasih jng gitu ah ga kelihatan cantiknya. mana aamnya tlong tlp aku"


Wtf she's seriously convinced that I'm that Aam guy ok!!! Psychopath!!!


So in order to prove to her that I am not Aam and I am not from down under but above Australia, I texted her in English this time:

"Can u please stop texting this number? I told u! U got the wrong number. If u text one more time, I will f*cking report your number to the police!"


How am I going to do that I seriously don't know but I would assume she would be scared after seeing the word 'police' and dammit I should've spelt it in malay like POLIS so it'd be more understandable!


Surprise surprise she texted back:

"So inggris orang indonesia juga. yg pasti aam blm tlp aku akan tetap sms/tlp atau aam akan meninggalkanmu"


WTF!!!! WTF!!!! Are you even normal??

Fark you Aam and Cindai and whatever shit!!!! Farking Cindai thinks I'm Aam's wife now!!! If I so get to know an Aam out there I am going to run you down and reverse into you again I swear!!!

I really wanted to reply 'FARK YOU' but KitKeat forbade me to do so as it will only confirm her demented suspicion and he decided to give a ring to Maxis instead.

And Maxis is like the leading service provider apparently asked us to go make a police report and that they don't have a service to block numbers wow super helpful lorr.

So thanks to KitKeat for suggesting me to text 'salah nombor' when he can't even speak malay in the first place, the freaking retard texted me again:

"Ternyata betul kata temen2 dan keluargamu bahwa kamu takut sama istrimu tapi aku berpesan yg terahir wanita itu tidak baik untukmu. aku yakin sobat. ma2apkan aku aam. CINDAY"


Fark you Aam!! You wanna fool around also go buy a pre-paid sim card lorr. Don't have to give other ppl's number rite? If wanna fark around and avoid the girl then go find a bloody tranny lor pls. Why do you have to randomly give a number and KILL ME LIKE THIS?!

And Cinday gave me a missed call me at 2am. Fark you too! I switched off my mobile and the next day she sent me another text:

"Ingatlah Aam wanita itu tidak baik untukmu. cari yg lain masih banyak wanita d dunia ini yg pantas untukmu"


Tiuniasing if really wanna find Aam sit Air Asia over-lah ma chiken pie!!!

I switched off my phone last nite again and when I switched it on this morning I had a notification from Maxis - 3 missed calls from Cinday's number!!!!

I hope Aam dies while chewing nuts. And I hope Cinday flies over to find Aam so she can feed him nuts wtf. I hate them all.

I told theparents about this and they told me not to answer calls from unknown numbers. So from now on, whoever that is using a 'private number' and would like to ring me, pls text me first so that I know.

And if you guys ever find Aam or Cinday out there pls let me know. My house got leftover red paint from painting our pillars wtf.

Why is it that when it starts to rain....

1) ... we have to ask, "Is it raining?"?

And then inform everyone else it's raining.

2) ... we have to hold our palm above eye-level to see if there are raindrops?

3) ... we still drive out to get stuck in floods?

4) ... we still switch on the air-cond while we sleep although it's freaking cold?

5) ... we still send our cars for car wash?

6) ... we still watch Astro although the screen gets stuck every 5 seconds?

7) ... we complain that it's so nice to sleep in this weather and when we actually have the opportunity to sleep when it rains, we don't?

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Last weekend we celebrated Brother Smell Hua's b'day so Happy Belated B'day Brother Smell Hua!!! *waves balloons in the air*

Why you 36 years old still got b'day cake ah?

**Brother Smell Hua & Family

**Me & Zachary

**Me & Amanda

**Me & Therese

Pei Chyi's mobile phone......

... was crystallized by ME last nite *nyet nyet nyet*

Only did the front of the phone & the back camera cover because less is more and the phone has curves wtf. Hence, it was a little hard to stick on those curvy surfaces as we only used stickers.

Photos are from Pei Chyi's SLR. Damn nice lorr. Like professional shots.

And erm if you're wondering why is Josie there too it was 'cos we needed her laptop to surf for prices on the stickers. Which failed completely as the internet connection was down.

So she ended up posing for Pei Chyi instead....

**Josie with her bun

**Josie about to take 'life' away from that bun

**Me concentrating and I ended up looking like a ghost *_* But an atas ghost. 'Cos in Starbucks *grin*

**Josie pretending to pose for a candid shot but failed

And then Pei Chyi had these super cool lens that could blur out the back surroundings. And here we are as Pei Chyi's favourite 'models' *koff koff*......

Josie

My turn!!!

Finished product

**Front

**Back

Thank you *bows*

I want an SLR too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Valentine's Day

I had my nails done. JJ Nails had these cute clay care designs and I piled them on my nails oooooooo fruitteh!!

**Right hand

**Left hand

KitKeat and I had dinner with thefamily and Therese got her ears pierced after dinner:






She was super brave lorr. She didn't even cry. Actually she was kind of expressionless after.

And actually she did it voluntarily 'cos of the Minnie Mouse ear rings she saw at Poh Kong.


KitKeat and I went for Tiramisu at Cova, The Gardens after....




And my V-day pressie were intertwining hearts.......


From TOMEI! 'Cos I'm Ah Mei. So it's "To Mei". To Me:



That's it. A simple day. A simple weekend. Am now dreading the whole of this week... *sniff* Faster Friday-lahhhh faster!!!

I may not have seen the world, but I have seen enough to know that...

1) ... you will never ever fit into that pair of pants that you bought in year 2000 again.

And you wonder why you felt fat back then.


2) ... it's a fact that we've reached the 'auntie' stage in life. We've been 'jie jies' for a good 26 years. It's time we look forward to the next phase in life.

Before we become 'poh pohs'.


3) ... it's ok to feel 'Young and Dangerous' like Ekin Cheng and have that secret fantasy of being a gangster.

Even at 27 years old.

**Jeek & Ju embracing the fact that they're gangstas with their fake 'tattoos' from batu caves

4) ... because it's RM300 and comfortable, this does not mean it'd be durable:




Equal comfort can be bought at RM93.50 too.
(The brand is 'Sanuk' or something. Got it from Tangs at Pavilion)


5) ... the story about pimples disappearing after 25 is all bullshit.


6) ... no matter how hard you try to hide it, armpit fats are always prominent:

**Me and Josie had a girly outing last Saturday

7) ... you should never signal before changing lanes in KL. Cars will only speed up to prevent you from doing so.

You should signal while swerving over. Not only does this help you get into the lane, you look way cooler too.


8) ... no matter how you pucker your lips together, you will never be Angelina Jolie.

Or a model for that matter.

**Me and Pei Chyi at Digital Mall

9) ... Asians like to stare.

Even when you catch them in action:

**Me with my free drink thanks to Jeek 'cos her company gave her a huge ang pow!

But then again Asians stare and it's proli due to the type of ppl you hang out with:

**Jeek pretending that she's drinking from the cup when it's obvious she used the straw instead

10) ... it's always better to splurge your life savings on facial/beauty products than that LV bag you always wanted.


11) ... in order to get free stuff, you are always required to fill in your personal particulars.

And I still do each and every time. And that explains why I have 44 unread mails in my inbox.

**Josie & Me filling in our particulars for a free small bottle of Listerine. And Josie gave me hers everybodeh go 'awwwwwww'

12) ... you will always have the urge to buy something/anything from a touristy place.

**Like how Ju seriously spent money on this from Batu Caves

13) ... although you may not like flowers, you will always have a friend that does and that gives you the pressure to like flowers too.

And here I have proven myself, with my extremely flowery blouse:

**Josie & Me

14) ... someone who would take the time to write this post is seriously bored.


15) ... you do not stop at number 14 because it's not 'ong'.

I told you it was a slow week...

... hence the delay in photos. Today is Friday and only now am I going to post up photos from LAST Friday, Saturday & Sunday.

FRIDAY NITE
We had dinner at Flying Chillies at the Gardens........

**My new starry starry bracelet from Pheng!!!

**KitKeat holding the camera and cut his own face off

**And then he cut off mine *_*

**Me, my starry bracelet, bohtakheadcinaman behind us, KitKeat

SATURDAY

**This is my 1st time combining BB cream with Anna Sui's foundation and I look as white as a geisha

**Us at Reunion, Bangsar Village for lunch. KitKeat wore same shirt as the nite before eeeeee never bathe eeeee gross eeee!!!

**Chinese instruments band at Bangsar Village. Uncle got electric drums some more dun pway pway.

**Underneath a pretty tree I want I want I want!

Then we went to Pavilion to shop for ties and they had a drum performance there:

**My view so clear rite? Within 3 minutes there were more bohtakheadcinamen blocking my view already. Sigh. Our food too much Ajinomoto or what?

SUNDAY
We had lunch at Alexis (where else can we go seriously?!):

**This was the cardigan that got stolen from my office! Damn pissed again now!!

**KitKeat reading a magazine

**Me bored & upset that he was reading a magazine

**I decided to act like I was reading too. The menu wtf.

Pheng followed me to church seriously. And we bumped into Brother Smell Hua & family.

**Pheng with Amanda - impressed with her 'peace' sign

At nite, KitKeat and I had dinner at the revamped Flamenco at Damansara Heights.

**Free bruschetta for entree

**KitKeat's Snowy Mango

**Me stealing a sip of his Snowy Mango

**KitKeat's aglio olio with bacon & mushrooms

**My roast duck spaghetti wahhhhh super yummy wahhhhhh hungry now *slurp*

After dinner I didn't want to go home 'cos it felt like a Saturday as Monday was a public holiday.

So I pulled KitKeat to Secret Recipe and when I told him to take more photos he was like "aijoh dowannnn" but after much persuasion of how 'fun' it'd be......

**Me (begging): Pls pls plssssssssssssssssssss

**Me: See? So fun right wahahahahahaha

**Me iz gangsta

Ok this is totally unrelated but Ah Ru told me that dogs need to wear more yellow this year. So I rummaged through my wardrobe and the nearest yellow that I could find was this:

**An old TopShop t-shirt

Dammit! You reckon if I stick post-it notes on my other colour clothes it'd work?

Actually...

I have nothing much to blog about. And I realised that not many ppl on my blogroll been updating their blogs lately.

Hence, I've been bugging Jeek to blog so that I have something to read. And she taught me something new. To log in and feel. Yup. Feel what to blog.

So I've logged in for a good whole day and still I came up with nothing.

Nothing much going on in my life right now. Except that I'm hooked to Lesley Roy's Unbeautiful. I keep listening to it but have not downloaded the mp3.

Actually I do not usually download mp3s. I just go on youtube and load 'em songs I would like to listen for the day and play them over and over again.

Not because I'm cheap to not buy the CD but I don't usually visit CD shops.

And not because I'm lazy to download the mp3, I'm just waiting to buy myself a new laptop whereby I can keep all things not rubbish in it properly.

My desktop is dying. Joined the Lee family in 2002 and might die on me anytime soon. So no point downloading mp3s of your favourite songs and then wait for them to vanish indefinitely on their own.

This has been a real long week for me. Although I didn't have to work on Monday but I'm seriously hung onto this slow festive momentum.

Actually I'm just plain bored.

Did I mention that someone stole my new cardigan of 1-month yesterday? Freaking thief. Can't believe you'd stoop so low for just a cardi.

Reminds me of school days once again when someone stole my damn old pencil case. It was already old why TF would you still want to steal it?

I can imagine all you kleptomaniacs paying for a pair of RM10 slippers from sg wang and then slip in another pair into your bags when no one is looking.

BUT... since I'm so way above things at this stage in life, I shall try to FORGIVE & FORGET.

Actually I've already forgiven the act because this is an opportunity for me to buy new cardigans but the forgetting part is a little difficult because I cannot seriously understand why someone would steal a cardigan?

Why steal it when you cannot even wear it at the place where you spend 3/4 of your day in? Seriously, that is just plain sad.

My heart goes out to those affected by the economic downturn. Ok, that's the only intellectual sentence I can come up with.

Thank you. Bye.

Hi Jeek *waves* This is for you...

Erm Hi Jeek. Ok I just stated that in the title. Whatever. Ok, I know I can text you now but I don't want to because I know that you're watching a movie with Sher and I'm not that impolite to ring/text you during your show so I shall write to you here instead.

Plus I am the type to avoid confrontations too.

Ok here goes... I erm.. kinda broke your Samantha Who dvd box from it's open cover flap. But don't fret!! The discs are still fine. You can still watch and laugh until sifat tung but just that the box fell off the cover flap when I was trying to stuff the discs back into the box.

And it's not totally my fault ok because they made the box so tiny and seriously what were they thinking when they squeezed 6 discs in there?! *hits forehead*

However, I've tried to rectify this for you by sticking the box back to the cover flap using the glue which I use to stick crystals onto my mobile phone. BUT.. I really don't know how strong that glue is 'cos it doesn't smell like UHU glue but still glue rite so what the heck.

I'm not sure how long it'd hold but I've tried turning the box upside down and it does stay but I can see it slowly sliding off. So may I just give you a note of precaution to not turn the dvd box upside down?

Ok ok, I know since it's my fault and all, I would like to suggest to you that if all else fails, and the box really does fall off again, I seriously do not mind sharing my Astroboy cellophane tape with you although I only have 1 roll left of it and it's like damn hard to find kind but since we're like friends and shit you should be honoured that I'm sharing it with you ok?

Anyhoo, if you still feel mad after knowing about this and which might make you think twice before lending me stuff in future, just pretend that you didn't read this blog entry and nothing happened-lah. I'll pass you back the dvd box and if anything happens, it's your fault then.

Ok sorry I know I'm the one at fault here but I hope that you will forgive me. Just so we're kawans like that. And CBNers wtf. And CBNers don't hold grudges. Except for that grudge that I held against Ju for calling me fei poh in primary school but I am now way above that.

Here's a slice of cake that I dedicate to you virtually:

Yours Sincerely,

tAuRus

New Banner

Wheeee!!!!! Did everybodeh notice my new banner up above my blog? Is it cool or is it cool?!

Thanks to Josie, she cut and paste photos for me on paint and tah-dah!!! She showed me her banner first on her blog and I wanted one too 'cos seriously who really appreciates a comic picture as your blog banner.

But the only problem we couldn't figure out was how to shift the name of my blog 'APRILmeiJUNE' to the bottom as it was covering my photos at first.

So the only hope I had that came to mind was *ting ting ting* - Jeek!

Not only did she help shift the name of my blog to the bottom but she changed the colour as well and now it just looks so.... ok, I'm seriously boring so the only word I can think of is - COOL wtf.

Everybodeh!! Pls say my banner is COOL! Thank you. I love you. Bye.