Helu! I purposely didn't blog yesterday because my number of entries were 288 and I thought 'easy money' one more day-lah wtf. Sorry chinese joke. A lame one so don't bother asking your chinese friends.
So today is entry no. 289. No biggie. And here is where I share with you my innermost secrets of what makes me cry. Actually no big secret because when I cry everyone can see so it's not much of a secret at all.
But just listing them down here just in case you need a checklist to make/not make me cry.
Here goes:
1) Every farking episode of Grey's Anatomy I'm not joking so serious until my butt also got pimple wtf.
2) When KitKeat goes for (business) trips without me.
3) And he only lets me know like a week before whereby I've already planned to go to Pavilion with him the week he's going away.
4) When I fall down and any part of me starts bleeding. To me, blood = serious situation = cry.
5) themother insinuating some hidden negative statement but when confronted she denies it.
6) And shouts at me for thinking the worst of her *_*
7) When Paris Hilton was incarcerated ok fine I didn't cry-lah but I felt sad for her and felt sad that the only photos I was going to see were distressed photos of her.
8) Ah neh neh cornering & shooting me unreasonable questions. Ok ok forgive & forget. I definitely want to forget him ok!
Why do I come across these type of ppl in my life. Like out of the 10 nice & genuine people I meet, I'd have to meet 3 toxic ones in return. In case you're wondering how I came about the ratio it's because I can only think of 3 people that I absolutely do not want to have anything to do with them right now. Or ever! That's how toxic they are!!
Eh why suddenly turning into an angry post?!
Ok ok back to my list:
9) Ok I kinda ran out of things to write so I shall continue no. 9 onwards with 'What MIGHT make me cry'.
9 again wtf) Important ppl forgetting my b'day. My definition of important would be ppl that I meet/talk to regularly. But excluding the ppl at the place where I spend most of my time with ok 'cos I don't expect them to make an effort to be my friend unless they really want to and the feeling's mutual.
10) If I never get to set a foot in Disneyland again.
11) If I never do get to go to Sanrio Puroland.
12) Not being able to afford that bag I really really want even after 10 years of savings *_*
This is getting pretty boring. I shall tell you about what happened to me today. Earlier, someone said 'Hi' to me and I wanted to reply either 'Hi' or 'Hello' but I blurted out "HILE"!!!!! What is wrong with me! I know I know, it's all those times when I secretly laugh at people pronouncing words funnily.
There was this other time, Keattie's future SIL asked me "Hey, isn't that xxx and yyy?". I wanted to say 'correct' but I blurted out "COLLEK"! She proli thought that hokkien is my first language wtf.
What other stupid things have I done? Lemme see. Oh yeah, initially when leggings got popular (the covered toe ones), I kinda wore them the wrong way. Ok super wrong way. Not inside out but I wore the back part as the front.
Those who have leggings would understand wot I'm about to explain.
You know how the back part of the leggings has a bigger space with like 2 seams for your butt? I actually thought that that was the front because I somehow thought that it was bigger space for my crotch area wtf.
And the funniest thing was that I did ask themother for assistance (since leggings did appear in her era too) to decipher which side was the front & back and she confirmed for me wot I thought was correct.
I only found out that I was wearing them the wrong way after I bought the non-covered toe leggings whereby there's a hole at the heel area? And that was when I finally figured out that I was wearing leggings the wrong way the whole time. Great! Inilah akibatnya of having 3 brothers.
That's it buds! See you on twitter!
Langkawi
1 day ago

3 ppl think I might be a dolphin:
you're not talking about the Hermes Birkin rite...?
wow.. me leaving for business trips is #2??!!! should be #1 la... bump me up!!!
Pei Chyi: Shit. Was it that obvious?!
FoWB: It was in no particular order helu!
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