Tired

Is it the weekend already? Come on! Faster! Hurry up Saturday!!!

Tuesday night I went for a wine session with Pheng & Jeek because Tuesdays are always neither here nor there so we figured might as well drown it with wine:

**Me & Pheng

**Pheng & Jeek

**Jeek & Me

We went to was it Hush or Social at Telawi? This is how sad we were ok. Just plopping into seats without knowing what place we were really at.

And yesterday we went to the gym. And I'm such an embarrassment to the gym ok 'cos I seriously cannot do anything there for more than 5 minutes.

But it was my only workout that made me sweat after 10 years so that explains why I'm so looking forward to the weekend - to sleep.

This evening, I plan to walk up and down the boutiques at Telawi once again because Tea & Sympathy has new arrivals today!! Whoopeedoo!!! I can't wait I just can't wait!!!

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As of yesterday, this was hanging on my mobile phone:

**It's a Mamegoma in a bunny suit

But I found out yesterday that its puny tail dropped off:

**See? See? Can you see thread sticking out of its ass? That's where the cute round tail used to be and now it just looks like pubic hair on the ass wtf.

So sad rite. Therefore I went to Hallmark at the Gardens last nite to get myself a replacement:



Made in Korea ok! What? Don't believe? Here.. I took a photo of the tag:



Yeah, they proli just printed these tags on their own. I'm such a sucker for these things. Gosh, I'm now RM7.90 poorer how to even hang out in Starbucks anymore and pretend that I'm 18 and still in college??? Someone, anyone, you, whoever you are pls donate some money!!!

I'm back!!

From a Singapore shopping marathon last weekend.

And bought myself a blouse/dress I can't make up my mind because it's too short to be a dress and too long to be a blouse so it's a drouse!

I know I look like a waiter wtf but do not fear! The bow can be detached!

And I found this shop in Far East Plaza selling the same tights that I have in pink and dark purple which I bought from Purple Dotz at Telawi the last time.

They are super comfortable lorr and I ended up buying another pair in white:

And dark brown:

And in blue and grey and dark green!!!!

But the blue & dark green ones are not covered toe though however I went crazy ok! I went crazy on tights how much more exciting is my life shopping for tights you tell me!!! Which normal person buys 5 pairs of tights in 1 day can someone pls kill me!

And what is up with strawberries and me???? I got myself a pair of strawberry ear rings too:

They had a whole rack of these handmade ear rings and they're super cute I tell you but I know I won't be using them often because honestly who would take me seriously if I wore a pair of these handmade ear rings in the form of ice-cream?

Also, we were trying to find this store at Mt. Sophia but I found a room with a pirated T-Rex from China instead:

After I took the photo, I heard some loud roar behind me and I started running towards the door screaming "aaaaaaaaaa" and when I turned behind, it was actually the stupid loudspeaker in the T-Rex's mouth plus the echo in the room making the roar so loud that it scared the shit out of me.

Anyways, thank you. I know I look fat in the photo. I'm telling you it's the horizontal stripes. They make you look bigger and I'm pretty sure of this because I learnt it in Kemahiran Hidup in Form 2 ok!

I took note of this fact because I wanted to lose weight since I was 13 and was dumped by my cyber bf because he saw my photo and stopped contacting me how paiseh is this story and why am I even writing it here!

*awkward silence*

Erm.. ok bye!

Lucky Fringe Clip

I am SGD8.23 (inclusive of taxes & normal airmail charge) poorer because I just bought myself a Lucky Fringe Clip online. And it's pink! Whoopeedoo!




It comes in either plastic or aluminium and I chose the aluminium one for fear that when I blowdry my fringe with the plastic clip, the plastic would melt.

I bought it from My Shopping Haven. Their normal price is SGD9.90 and it's currently on special offer - SGD6.90!!!!

They'd import the clip for you directly from Japan and you'd need a PayPal account for overseas delivery from Singapore.

It take 4-6 working days to arrive so I can't wait! My hope of having a celebrity-like fringe is getting brighter *grin*

Oh look... an update!

Has it only been 3 days since my last update? Seems like ages ago. Oh oh is that dust I see forming on my blog? *Mei Li dusts blog*

I'm currently downloading ringtones for:

Jojo: I'm yours by Jason Mraz

Grace: When I grow up by PCD

Me: Disturbia by Rihanna

Yes, I'm the official ringtone downloader. Jojo's the official camera supplier. And Grace is.. Grace is... erm, Grace.. she is.. seriously the only thing I can think of is that she is the official order person for McDonald's delivery.

Last night I went to get gel infills for my toenails at Snips Salon in the Curve once again.

And when I came home, Cooky greeted me with delight:

**Cooky: Oooo... wot's this I see?

**Tah-dah! Baby pink toenails with leaves and a 3D strawberry on the big toe! Si doh beh leh beh leh ping gor chang!

And I took the photo against my quilt cover to show the contrast of how pink my toenails really are.

Tonight I met up with Pheng for dinner and dinner meaning coffee and sharing a slice of lasagna equivalent to 5 mouthfuls each.

Which explains the hunger pang I'm feeling now as I'm typing this but thy shall ignore it as thy would like to look like a stick thank you.

I bought me-self a pair of pink Juicy ballerina travel flats:

And you can just fold them up and stuff it in this pouch which comes with it:

Super convenient rite?? Now you can really travel light!!!

As I came home, I found a baby Esprit model in my home:

Which comes with a brother (in pajamas):

And an older sister. In pajamas too. With the Anna Sui fairy necklace I gave her and she went like "WOWWWW" when I showed it to her:

Ok, I'm done downloading ringtones. Gonna go watch "8 Simple Rules" Season 3!!!

*waves bye*

Zachary

Allow me to introduce Zachary:

Son of Brother Smell Hua & Sharon.

Younger brother of Therese.

Older brother of Amanda.

Grandson of thefather & themother.

The person who laid out all the pillows in the living room and called them cars on the highway as per the photo above.

My nephew... who is currently obsessed with this caterpillar of mine:



As he does not usually respond to most of my questions, tonight I have finally found a way to communicate with him.

Through AMANDA!

What happened earlier:

Amanda running towards me with this in her hand:



Me: Oooo... what is this?

Amanda: Donald Duck!

Me: Really? Oh yes it is! Who is Donald Duck's gf??

5-seconds-span-of-attention-Amanda turns to the tv.

Outta nowhere...

Zachary: DAISY!!!

Amanda returns to earth...

Amanda: DAISY!!!!

Me facing Amanda...

Me: Wowww!! So clever! How'd you know that?

Zachary: I saw it on Mickey.

*_* Ladies & gentlemen, I'm proud to say that I'm finally bonding with my nephew.

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I finally made it to Tea & Sympathy. The clothes there are so pretttyyyyyy!!!! I love them! I bought so many clothes from them this weekend that I'm so paiseh to even tell you how many pieces I bought!!

And I keep wanting to go back there like even tomorrow! How?? So paiseh to walk in there ok as I've already been there for the past 2 days.

I think that the owner has real good taste lorr or either that I just have the same taste as her. I've finally found my favourite boutique. In Bangsar that is. *covers mouth and giggles* .

I totally recommend everyone to check it out. It's located above Cats Whiskers at Telawi. Apparently they have new stock coming in on the 31st of July. So I'll see you guys there? *wink*

Feeling absolutely bipolar

I need someone to pick me up once again.

My pedestal has been lowered and I seem to have not noticed. For some time now...

I have so many things to lash out on but just cannot seem to find the right words to it.

Ppl say that I'm not thankful for things in life. So wrong. I thank the Lord each day for making each day pass so much easier.

Ppl say that I am lucky. In some ways, yes I am but sometimes I yearn for more immaterial things to happen in my life.

Ppl say that I'm spoilt and I am thoroughly convinced that you guys are right as I thank thefamily for it because without them I would never know how lucky I actually really am.

Ppl often say I think the worst of others and I thank past friendships that have turned sour to make me realise how inconsiderate and cruel some may be.

I have always believed to be around ppl that make you feel the happiest.

But it always seems that I have to be around ppl that are around the ppl I choose to be happy with.

I really do not know how to react or cope with these ppl in my life because they choose to be demons of their own and influence others in the process of being together.

I am not a hypocrite because I cannot pretend that I like you.

I cannot sit around and smile just because you mean something to someone and you have a larger place in that someone's life.

I am unsure of what your real motives are but one thing for sure, I hate you. Since indifference is a larger sin than hate, I have chosen to hate you. And thanks to you, I have one extra thing to repent for in life.

And 'you' know how I feel. Or so proclaim that 'you' do.

'You' understand the reason why but chose to not take it into account. And because of that, "I" have become the fire starter.

I don't blame 'you'. Because you see... it's all about me. Like 'you' always said, it's all about me.

However, is it so wrong to be happy and to voice out the unhappy issues?

Go ahead, once again, and say I'm thinking too much. But this is me. And I like who I am and who I have become.

But sometimes the rough patches do make me not want to be me.

I once again ask the Lord to grant me strength to accept the things I cannot change.

But He somehow always gives me hope and that is the reason why I'm still trying.

He may be the only one able to lift me up once again.

He IS the only one able to lift me up once again.

I do believe.

Erm....

I just removed the shrink wrap from the jap magazine and guess what?

2 volumes in 1.


How like this? I'm auntie until I don't even know it ok! I'm like subconsciously auntieish. The auntie instincts are growing in me. Kill me pls....

I'm becoming auntieish

I dunno why when themother watches this show called Heart of Greed on Wah Lai Toi every night, I'd secretly go to my room and watch it.

And can't take my eyes off the tv like that.

Also, I've stopped asking for a free taste at Gelatissimo 'cos the staff recognise me and because I always ask for the same flavours during free taste and the one I actually end up buying.

But today, I decided to ask for a free taste from my usual flavour. I just can't stand being left out as FanOfWarrenBuffett stands there happily tasting as his theory is that you get more this way.

Tell me, how auntie have I become.

And wait.. I have more.

I went to Cold Storage ok! I went to buy more wet wipes for the office. And I purposely chose this brand although it's damn big & bulky 'cos you know why?

Value buy ok! Extra 10% it says on the pack. How auntie am I you don't even know it ok!

But just to show that I'm not exactly there yet, I went to get myself a copy of Glamour magazine August issue ok.

And some jap magazine which shows nice clothes & bags & things that I just have a passion for in life ok:



I think I still have hope. I see light at the end of the tunnel and to Mrs. P, I think it's the same light we're looking at leh. A bit too bright you reckon?

*Mei Li puts on her sunnies* *and leans back on her chair* *and can't stop taking her eyes off the damn Wah Lai Toi channel*

I'm ok

I'm ok everyone! *holds both hands up* The dinner on Saturday went alright.

Here.. we took a photo before we left the house. I was damn scared:


All went well. And no, I did not get exiled from FanOfWarrenBuffett's family thank you.

Oh I went for the Bijou Bazaar at Strudels in Lucky Garden, Bangsar yesterday thanks to Grace who informed me about it.




They had 2 floors filled with stuff. But I think the stuff were pretty much similar to the ones being sold at Lorong Maarof the last time.

I only ended up buying a pair of tights so fun I know.

After mass, we went to Digital Mall at Section 14 or 13 was it? Aiya, the old Jaya supermarket there-lah ok.

I wanted to get Trauma Centre for my DS and I've been wanting this game for a long time now and when FanOfWarrenBuffett went to Singapore last month I asked him to look for the game for me but when he came home, he told me that he couldn't find "Trama Room" there. And we wonder why. *_*

So last nite I was pretty adamant to get it once and for all & FanOfWarrenBuffett needed to buy more blank DVDs for what I seriously dunno but since we had the same intention to purchase these kind of stuff we walked hand in hand into Digital Mall together wtf.

And then the guy that was selling games told us that if I just purchase this connector that looks like the shape of my game cartridges and insert a mini SD card into it, I can save approximately 25 games in there!! Woo hoo! Damn value can??

So we paid RM200 for the whole thing as opposed to just ONE game and boy, did I have a hard time choosing games such as Disney Friends, Finding Nemo, Cooking Mama, Fashion Designer, etc.

But most of all, I got my Trauma Centre and I tell you that game is super addictive lorr. And guess who ended up hogging it the whole nite:




But luckily I had Gossip Girl dvds to catch up on because SIL Sharon has the whole box set.

Thank you Sharon!! It totally saves me so many hours from loading the episodes online.

I'm reclaiming my Trauma Centre on Wed 'cos I only have 2 more episodes of Gossip Girl to go. Whoopeedoo!

Why so blue??

Today almost all of us showed up in blue. We are somehow connected. I almost wore a black blouse today but didn't feel too comfortable so I changed to blue.

The others that showed up in other colours other than blue, what can I say? They're just erm 'different'. *koff koff*

Jojo and me showing what else is blue:



Which gives us drinking water to fill our blue bottles:



It's Friday. Yay yay!

1 more day to doomsday though! Tomorrow theparents and FanOfWarrenBuffett's parents will be having dinner together for the first time.

I'm so worried that I've been having sleepless nights! And now that it's finally here and I can even refer it as "tomorrow", I'm positive that it will be the end of me.

Everyone... pls... pray for me *holds both palms together*

My McDonald's Story

I’m having a Spicy Chicken McDeluxe from McDonald’s for lunch. Am so guilty but I couldn’t resist ordering it when I saw the burger on the website.

And now I’m gobbling it down like some glutton ‘cos it just tastes sooo good!

Can’t take a photo ‘cos Jojo’s on MC today so I have no camera *sniff*

But wait! Here is a photo I saved off the internet *taps finger on forehead* Smart eh?:

Anyways, lemme tell you ‘bout my story with McDonald’s.

I love McDonald’s! When I was younger my parents introduced Filet-O-Fish to me and I grew up eating heaps of Filet-O-Fish.

And let me tell you the way themother taught me to eat it.

First of all, remove the top bun. Can either donate it to thefather or keep it aside for other use (i.e. make sandwich wtf).

Then you cut the Filet into small pieces using a knife and a fork.

Finally, can start eating piece by piece USING A FORK. That’s how spastic I was ok!

I remember when I was 7 and I went for the first birthday party ever of this girl from school and I still remember her name – Cheah Chii Foong.

She had the party at McDonald’s and of course I requested for a Filet. And cutlery wtf.

The auntie/usher/person that took care of us during the party stared hard at me as though I was asking her for a housing loan wtf.

She asked me if I could use my hands instead and I told her “NO, I always eat it with a knife and fork” like damn spoilt I know but if I could go back in time right now I’d tell her that I’m willing to compromise by using tissue wtf.

So she had to run out of McDonald’s and went to dunno where just to hunt high and low for a plastic knife and fork for me (‘cos I don’t think McDonald’s ever needed to hand customers cutlery at that point in time) in fear that if I do not have cutlery I will not eat and might die and because of her she’d have to live with that guilt for the rest of her life.

That’s my story of McDonald’s. I know all the McDonald’s stories are supposed to be touching and all but how touching can it get when no one would buy me toys from Happy Meals and all I get as a treat each time is a measly Filet??

Anyways, I gave up ordering Filet when I discovered McChicken at the age of 18 wtf. Damn embarrassing.

But not as embarrassing as Brother Smell Hua ‘cos he claimed that he still orders Filets until now.

Nowadays, I try to be more adventurous with my orders and hence today marks the new beginning of Spicy Chicken McDeluxe. Or not. O_o

Thank you everyone for listening/reading wtf. I’m lovin’ it!

No time to blog

I've started watching Gossip Girl 'cos Grace said that it's cool and I trust Grace 'cos she can be cool like that thank you!

I'm currently hooked to it! I've watched 5 episodes in 2 days!!!!

I even stayed back at work today to watch 2 episodes can someone pls call me crazy? *CRAZY!!!* ok thank you I can hear you.

I do have a little bit of time right now 'cos I'm waiting for the next episode of Gossip Girl to finish loading. Hence, I'm here telling you all about it.

If you people know which site I watch it from PLS REFRAIN from watching Gossip Girl for the time being until I finish watching the whole season ok pls pls pls don't slow it down any further for me 'cos I'd totally die!!

Oh oh lemme tell you a story about last nite. As I drove home, I was waiting to get out of a junction and since this car was reasonably quite far from coming towards me, I drove out.

And he started honking me from a distance. Wtf! Yes, if only I had those 3 letters blown up in styrofoam I would have so slammed it on his windshield as he drove past can??

So here is a photo of the champion getting left behind on a hill 'cos he drives like a turtle and hence the green car:

I caught a glimpse of the driver and he was wearing light yellow shaded glasses ok!!! Tell me-lah, are those feng tau glasses or what? Like once you put them on you get high and it affects your ability to estimate distance??

Anyways, I slowed down slower than a turtle what do you call something slower than a turtle? Is it a snail? Based on the idiom "As slow as a dead snail"? Yeah so I slowed down like a stomped on dead snail (like honestly 20 km/h kind) so that I could take a clearer photo of his car:

Actually I took these photos because I just wanted to scare him that I was taking photos of his number plate but can't blame him for not noticing 'cos his urine-stained glasses were in the way *shrug*

Oh oh byeeee Gossip Girl has finished loading *wave*

Today *poof*

A part of my life has vanished.

A cyber part of my life has vanished to be exact.

I have officially disappeared from FB. I've deleted friends, photos, applications, wall msgs whatever you can think of to delete off FB-lah aiyor.

Today, I have decided that FB does not benefit me in any way. Keeping in touch with old friends is one thing but having them on your friend list but never speak/meet each other is another.

Damn drama I know. But I would think that my life would be much simpler without these things. Besides, the really meaningful ppl in my life know where to find me anyways *wink*

Today I have decided to just leave things as they are and not try to make an effort with people who aren't even trying in the first place.

Today I am lowering my expectations of some ppl because they are not worthy of being thought so anymore. SO-CALLED FRIENDS YOUR SIFAT-LAH!!

Today I ordered a bento wanton set with curry chicken for lunch but no wanton was given TRYING TO RIP US OFF AH UNCLE!!!

Today I give up in those that have no right to say what is objective when they are freaking sad themselves.

Today I'm gonna start a disappearing act step by step.

Today... is the beginning of the rest of my life.

P/s: Next 'destination': Friendster wtf.

Ok fine!

Since I came across as scary to some (perhaps everyone) in the last photo from the previous entry, here is another photo of me with Amanda (wearing her strawberry pajamas damn cute I tell you) and themother's arm:

How scary is this now you tell me! TELL ME NOW YOU STEPHERS-A-LIKE PPL!!! OR YOU JEEK-A-LINGAM PPL!!!!


Amanda was sitting super close to themother 'cos themother had a massive packet of mini Toblerones. And then she came super close to me 'cos I was drinking soya bean wtf.


Anyways, I'm damn 'in' now ok? The Incredible Hulk, I have watched. *says Mei Li in a Yoda-like style*

We caught it last nite at 11:50pm and I was dead sleepy in the cinema but managed to stay awake 'cos Edward Norton y'all! Is he cool or is he cool!!!


I seem to be wasting my Saturdays away by sleeping in so yesterday morning I set my alarm and woke up at 11am to get these done:



I chose the base myself *proud face wtf*.

The base is yellow glitter topped with thin strips of yellow stones.

Then Jessica at JJ Nails designed the 3D purple flowers for me. I still felt it was super boring so I requested for a few crystals to finish it off.

Since I did not want to waste the weekend away, I again set the alarm and woke up at 12pm today (as opposed to the usual 3pm) and went to Pavilion with FanOfWarrenBuffett to collect our wedding bands and guess where I just had to enter?

Juicy.

Haih...

And ended up purchasing this:




Ok rite? It'd work for work+leisure+travel??

We went in there 'cos FanOfWarrenBuffett is obsessed with the bubblegum at Juicy too:


*Scribbles down on a piece of paper ('cos too backward to use the reminder function on her mobile phone wtf): Sleeping is more cost effective*


I met up with Kelly-the-benggali for dinner. I just had mushroom soup what kind of dinner is that I dunno. All I know is that I really wanna lose this freaking 3kg can???

Managed to get more Korean mints from the Korean mart near the place where we were eating at:

**They're super yummy I swear! Today I bought a new flavour - grape.

Ok... I'm officially broke until 2015. Thank you. Baibai.

P/s: But I still have a bit of emergency funds won from my bet with FanOfWarrenBuffett yesterday. Our bet was about him pronouncing 'cache' as 'ka-shay' but I kept telling him it's pronounced as 'cash'. So guess who took up the bet, googled it and is now 5k poorer?

Ok I give up

I think I'm one of those ppl that can't live without taking photos of myself.

So here you go. A photo of my new hairstyle/fringe/haircut whatever you want to call it-lah aiyor:

I showed it to Amanda earlier and asked her pretty onot. She replied "Yes". And then I asked her which one is prettier - by pointing to the photo and my physical self. She pointed to the photo *_*

How like this? I think I'm becoming one of those ppl whereby they look good in photos but damn ugly in real life. I want it to be the other way round!

I want to wake up each day and look into the mirror and not see wrinkles beneath my eye bags or ruddy skin or the occasional dots (not freckles) which are white in colour and Brother Smell Hua gets them too and told me last time to use a needle to poke at it.

*Prays hard that the Hakubi C2 pills would help in some way*

Ok I'm gonna go have supper 'cos I'm always hungry just like that.

*Waves baibai*

Soft Toys...

... is the theme for today at work.

Family photo of Production+Marketing's soft toys:

**Photo stolen off Jojo's blog. More photos here.

Some of the toys above were toys from our desks as well. Have to decorate our desks at work too rite? If not you will turn into a lao auntie soon ok?

Ok fine. Lao aunties also decorate their desks too but with photos of their husbands/children.

And the lamer lao aunties put photos of themselves with their husbands 30 years ago in hope that someone would come up to their desk and say "Wahhh... this is you ah? So pretty-lah!!!" and fark the person that says it because why TF would the lao auntie even put a cun photo of someone else on her desk?

The worse ones are photos of pets. I'm a big fan of pets too but how does a picture of a cat motivate you at work? And snapping the photo of the cat in your home.. don't let me get started. You go back to the same house everyday and yet at work you still have to look at it with some rat eating animal staring back at you? How like this?

Note to lao aunties: Join facebook.

Note to Grace: It's ok if you wanna put William's photo on your desk like last time. We'll still be your friends. Promise!

Hidden Spy Cam

WARNING: Nobody touch my stuff on my desk!!!



I have this tendency of messing up this other guy's desk when I walk past his place at work.

He's into recycling paper now so he has heaps of ugly-handwritten-water-split-on-it papers carefully stacked in front of him.

And I'll ruffle them up each time I pass his desk - just for the fun of it.

Today, he retaliated by shifting my stuff on my desk around. So there! I've installed a spy cam:

**Embedded in this pink Mamegoma:

Closer view:

**Don't let the cute seal fool you. The blue fish (I think it is a fish) belongs to Grace. What is it doing there I really dunno. Ask Grace. She conveniently plopped it on top of my pink Mamegoma when she saw me getting ready to take photos of it. Email me at meili.lee@gmail.com for Grace's contact no.

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Aiyorrrr... why do the photos take so long to load?

Ok, it's happening... I can see the turning circle slowing down.. Oh wait, it started spinning again wtf!!!!

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Kawan-kawan sekalian,

I went for a haircut yesterday. At The Met, Parkroyal. That's where I usually go for haircuts but yesterday's one was disastrous!

I told the stylist to cut my fringe but he wanted me to leave my fringe long instead to cover my broad cheek bones. Very encouraging, I know.

I told him I need it short 'cos everytime I look down, the fringe covers my whole face and I'd look like the lady from Ju Onn.

So he went ahead and cut it shorter for me and now I look like Peter Pan wtf.

FanOfWarrenBuffett went a few weeks before me and he hated his haircut. Same feeling I had last nite. I think the stylist is losing his touch.

I need to start a new stylist hunt. Again. Haih.

So just to let everyone know, this blog will be real plain & boring for the next 16394583 months because I've decided that I'm not going to post up anymore photos of myself as I'm now officially ugly!

P/s: Fat & ugly - 'cos I keep bingeing

P/p/s: Fat, ugly & bloated all over 'cos I am just plain lazy to walk to the toilet to pee.

P/p/p/s: Thanks Jojo for the kind words despite the fact that I forced all of you to say that I'm pretty yesterday no matter what happens to my hair. But you kinda gave it away when you asked me why my fringe so short wtf.

In dire need of a haircut...

I don't need to cut it shorter. I just wanna trim it.

It's all bulky & out of shape at the moment that I feel like my cousin who has real bushy hair on her head and even when she straightens it, she looks like Ugly Betty.

Pls pls pls pls don't let me go down that road.