Bird

Fee Fi Fo Fum! I'm currently stomping around the office 'cos 3 things:

1) It's Friday people!!! Let's all hold hands and skip around the office!!
"Yippee dee doo dah, yippee dee yay, wonderful feeling, wonderful day!!"

2) I like to pretend that I'm a giant and stomp on creatures smaller than me wtf.

3) Casual day at work so I'm wearing my Evisu sneakers:


Our IT guy saw it this morning and exclaimed, "Eeee??? Jeuk Jai (bird in cantonese) worrrr!!". *_*


Haihh... *wipes sweat off forehead*

Low

Hello world!!! I've been trying to log onto Google, Gmail, Blogger for the past ONE HOUR!!! And everyone on msn tells me that they aren't facing any problems so it's just my PC!!!

So therefore, I'm now blogging on my dad's PC! How come his PC can load and mine can't when we're sharing the same internet connection/modem/LAN network whatever they call it wtf.

I'm such a faithful user of Google and all of a sudden the page just dies on me???

Anyways, on my way home from dinner, I heard Flo Rida (feat. T-Pain)'s song "Low" on the radio and it reminded me of my dear colleague here:

**Everybody!!! Pls wave 'hi' to Joanne - the girl that sits behind the girl that sits beside me at work!!

Her current ringtone is "Low" and everytime her phone rings, I have the impatient anticipation of hearing the "Mmmmmmmmm" sound at the beginning of the song. Why am I like this someone pls explain to me.

Why am I 'furtherly' lame, let me enlighten you... come everyone! Pls take a seat and form a circle around me like we're in an A.A. meeting wtf.

I've come up with the top 5 potential reasons as to why first-time-impression-is-lansi-Joanne is using "Low" as her current ringtone:
1) She needs to close her programme by tomorrow and she's feeling stressed = down = low.

2) She feels unhappy because she can only have 1 meal a day while Grace and I are bingeing behind her every minute. So sad = low.

3) She parks her car each day at a hill/slope/mountain whatever you want to call it-lah aijoh that is super high (trust me, it's damn steep ok! I sent Grace to her car parked there as well and it's like if you walk down you'd tumble down like Jill from Jack & Jill) and since there isn't a song on Campur Chart named 'High' produced yet, she thought might as well just use a song which is the antonym of 'High' = low.

4) She went to Velvet Underground recently and thought that she was underground = low beneath pasir on earth wtf.

5) Her surname's "Low" (actually pronounced differently but whatever!) *holds palm up*

Here I am...

... feeling the same feeling...

... discussing the same things with Grace again from our d'lish lunches...

... counting down the months that it'd all turn out alright....

... afraid that I'm relinquishing my grip on a rope that isn't even there to begin with....

Haih.. dunno-lah. Super duper farn can??

Bubba Gump

Last night we rushed to the Curve after dinner 'cos I've been forcing/begging FanOfWarrenBuffett to get me the Harry Porter game. And I ended up buying the American Idol game as well because I think that I'm the next American Idol and this is the only chance I've got wtf.

We went to have pancakes after and we saw a few doors down that Bubba Gump is here!!! *tengtengteng*


We first saw it in New York but didn't try it out so since it's now here in KL, can makan anytime *woohoo!* *clap* *clap* *clap*

Here I am sitting on Forrest Gump's bench with my 'box of chocolates':



And I forced FanOfWarrenBuffett to sit down with some signage on their tables:



Ok-lah, that's it! We went home to try out the American Idol game and I sang like crap but still could score points as long as you keep to the right pitch and rhythm wtf.

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I'm damn stressed at work. Can die those kind of stress. I feel like a fog has descended over everything. There are heaps of papers splashed out on my desk and I feel like shredding them one by one. I shall go shop for a shredder tonight.. at Best Denki so I could drop by Topshop while I'm there wtf.

I have an uneatened tuna sandwich on my desk. And the whiff of it makes me want to puke. Perhaps I should add 'incinerator' to the shopping list too.

I feel like running away. To a galaxy far, far away... wtf. So that I can finally meet Yoda and tell him, "I know you're E.T. Don't think that just because you have dyed yourself green I cannot recognise you!". And learn up on the force and choose a pink lightsaber to protect my collection of Hello Kitty phone accessories.

Can someone pls help me?

The otherbrother

Tonight I followed my parents to KLIA to pick up the otherbrother who is gonna be back in KL for a holiday. 4 days kind of holiday.

So while themother and I were waiting for him at the arrival hall, I was bored so I told themother that I was gonna snap a shot of her for my phone caller ID.

Here is themother:

I showed it to her and she went like "Oh, pretty ya!". Today I finally found out where I got my perasanness from.


And suddenly she grabbed my arm....


"I bet with you, who spots him first wins", she said.


"I'm not playing this game ok?"


(We've been playing that game since I was 5, each time we went to the airport to pick up either brother)


"By the way, why is your arm so big?? Look! It's bigger than mine!", (but true lor, her arm really smaller than mine. haih. beh tahan. so unfair! hmmph!) and she added, "I think you look very disproportionate. Face so slim, arms so big".


Ya, thanks mom! That's a whole great boost to my self-esteem. And ppl often wonder why the only daughter in this family is not close to her mother.


Finally, the otherbrother appeared:

**And I forced him to do the 'peace' sign btw.

It's still hurting, why like this haih!

My finger/fingernail is still hurting from yesterday. Damn painful when I do stuff....

Painful like when-I-scratch-my-head-pain....

Painful like when-I-zip-my-jeans-pain.....

Painful like when-I-try-to-pull-my-bra-strap-that-has-fallen-to-my-shoulder-pain...

Painful like when-I-need-to-use-my-index-finger-and-thumb-to-peel-off-dry-skin-from-my-other-thumb pain...

Whatever-lah ok! It's damn painful I tell you. Why do such unfortunate things happen to me! hmmph.

Anyways, I just found a huge bruise on my left elbow that doesn't hurt. Where did I get it from I seriously have no idea.

I do sometimes get bruises on my legs that come from what/where/how I also dunno but last time one of my schoolmates told me that it's 'cos ghosts pinch me at night wtf.

Why do I have so many 'problems' I seriously don't know. All I know is that my finger is.....

... painful like when-I-type-msgs-to-Gaythri-and-PeiChyi-on-gchat-pain...

Happy 30 mins early Birthday Grace!!

Just now we went to celebrate Grace's b'day at Delicious and by we I mean FanOfWarrenBuffett and me *hurhurhur*

We got Grace a slice of chocolate cake:

I didn't have candles so I used toothpicks instead. And Grace, in case you're wondering why there are 3 sticks there, I just rounded up your age wtf.

I took a photo with my imaginary Grace friend:

And pretended to talk to her wtf:

**Me: Oh look Grace! Faster blow out the candles!!

Here is a photo of me with the keh leh feh who assisted in taking the above photos:

Why-lah am I like this I really dunno.

Anyways, *Mei Li looks at clock* it's past midnight already so Happy Birthday Grace!!! You're more than what a person could ask for in a friend//hao peng you/hou pang yau/kawan karib wtf. Have a good one and I love you!!! xoxo

**Sorry ok! I know we both cannot make it here but I couldn't find a recent photo with you ok.

Mouth Ulcers

Eh, why do I have so much issues to deal with? Hah? Hah? Why does a young girl have to face such painful issues in life!

I've been getting mouth ulcers. Can you believe that? I think it's seriously hereditary because thefather is always getting it.

I started out with one ulcer on the lower right side, on the wall of my cheek. And then it spreaded to the opposite side which is now the 2nd ulcer on my gum.

Then everytime that I eat/chew food it's super painful so FanOfWarrenBuffett stated the obvious of chewing on my left side instead.

And so I did. And now the upper left side of my gums are swelling up proli from the double dosage of chewing. And it hurts each time I brush my teeth.

So now I'm faced with another dilemma - brush teeth, gum hurts. Don't brush teeth, have to wear gigi palsu earlier wtf.

Also, I don't know how miraculously the front part of my tongue has a burst taste bud. So everytime I have something stuck in my teeth, I can't use my tongue to dig it out 'cos the front part is 'injured'.

What now? All angles of my mouth are hurting. No need to eat-lah like that! Forever just drink Milo is it?

Just now I was also trying to flush the toilet, the flush is those kind whereby you'd have to push the lever down to flush. I don't know why my clumsy trait needed to come out then, I missed the lever and only my index fingernail hit the lever so now my fingernail/finger is hurting badly too!!!

I'm now checking every 2 minutes to see if the nail is broken. And I'd be super damn emo about it if it really is. *hugs fingernail wtf*

It's hurting like shit now everytime I type 'T', 'B', 'G' and whatever keys that you use your left index finger to type with-lah haiyor so mah fan!

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Exciting! Exciting!!

Halloooo poopies and doopies!!! My life is currently so 'exciting' that I just have so much nonsense to write about hmmph!

Yesterday was our monthniversary.. our 58th month together. har har. Laugh all you want but it's always a good reason to go out for dinner. HAH!

So we went to the Gardens and I wanted to eat Shanghai dumplings and we ended up eating at Din Tai Fung - a place which we have had dinners for the past few weeks because I was sick and the only thing I was craving for were dumplings and I'm normal just like that. Thank you.

After each Din Tai Fung dinner, we'd go to Gelatissimo for ice-cream. We'd pretend to be first-timers and stand there and pretend to ask for a taste of our usual flavours and end up purchasing a scoop of the same flavour each time we go there wtf. Why are we like this I really dunno.

So last night since it was a 'special' day, I forced/begged FanOfWarrenBuffett to buy me 2 scoops instead in conjunction with the 'special' occassion but in actual fact I'm just greedy 'cos everytime one scoop is so not enough for me.

Then we decided to go purchase movie tickets since we were already there *taps finger on forehead* smart or wot??

And we bought tickets for Indiana Jones wtf, don't ask me if I chose the movie 'cos I'd seriously slap you. I really wanna watch Wall-E or Kung-fu Panda but dunno why the US needs to release movies like Indiana Jones first. Haih. But it's ok, at least we'd have something to do on Friday nite.

Ok, so thereafter, we went to look for a mobile phone 'cos FanOfWarrenBuffett's oh-I'm-so-old-that-my-scroll-makes-an-annoying-sound Blackberry is dying of old age and I'm handing down my phone to him.

And ta-dah!!!

**Pls everyone. Pls wave 'hi' to my new phone!

Last night I spent 2 hours:
1) Saving my contacts one by one because I like to save my contacts onto the phone memory as then you'd get to customise ringtones for specific ppl and put the right photos to each person's name.

2) Surfing for wallpapers online for my phone and I ended up with a hello kitty hugging a flashing heart damn cute or wat.

3) Shouting "eh, you know how to drive properly onot!" and "eh, why you keep running?" at FanOfWarrenBuffett as he was playing GTA4 on his PS3.


Ok-lah. BYE! This post damn exciting until I wanna vomit blood de. Bye bye again wtf.

Wasted

... my whole weekend away boo hoo!

However, I did manage to catch a movie on Saturday nite:



... and FanOfWarrenBuffett bought a PS3 yesterday..... and I'm now begging/forcing him to buy me the Harry Porter game so I can play it on his PS3 'cos I just like to play with all things new but he bought me a new DS game instead.. haih.

Lift Story

Nope, nothing 'bout me lifting weights wtf. And I don't need to 'cos I'm super kuat now from the Milo I've been drinking. I drank 2 packets of Milo today and 2 cups of soya bean again ok!!!

This post is actually about my encounter with our office elevator.

Just now at work, I was packing up excitedly when I saw that it was 5:28pm - woo hoo!! Go home and sleep time!!! Or go home and blog bout unnecessary shit time!!!

As the clock turned 5:29pm, I was over it! I mean, the company's been cheating us 6 mins of our resources all this while so why can't I go ahead and indulge in a free minute?

I shut down my PC, ran to the door and was damn happy 'cos if I was a minute earlier, this meant that the lift wouldn't stop at each floor to pick up other lifeless ppl who leave work sharp at 5:30pm.

But I waited for longer than usual for a lift to stop by my floor. 6 lifts but none came ok!

Then I went towards the up and down buttons wanting to try and press the down button vigorously like other ppl do as tho' it'd speed things up wtf and I realised......

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I didn't press the 'down' button at all leh. *_*

Haih.. so same thing-lah... leave one minute earlier ended up had to stop at each floor to pick up my unknown lifeless friends. Haih...


P/s: Eh, you know how I've been coughing coughing coughing like non-stop and even when I vomit need to cough cough cough dunno why hoping that it'd help me vomit or wat but I just realised that I have a 1 pack forming on my body from all that coughing wtf. I'm becoming stronger. Like a superhero wtf. Ok-lah. That's all. The end.

Haircut

Steph forwarded me an email and one of the pictures reminded me of myself when I was younger:



I hated haircuts when I was younger 'cos themother would always make the hairstylist cut my hair damn short until my earlobes and it'd be all airy and shit.

Then I'd hate the hairstylist for cutting my hair THAT short eventhough I'm sobbing quietly as she snips off all my hard-earned hair that I was trying so hard to grow. No compassion or wot these ppl?

Worst still is when themother organises a birthday party for me comprising her friends and kids of her friends that I'm suppose to make friends with. And they'd give me gifts like Hello Kitty scrunchies, hair clips, or My Little Pony which has more hair than me wtf. Give scrunchies and hair clips for wot? Clip wat-lah? My armpit hair ah?? They look all shiny & pretty but I was this close *holding thumb & index finger closely* to being bald-lah!

After each time I get a haircut, themother assures me that my hair can still be tied up. You know how onot? Like this ok:



I swear.. that's wot she meant by me being able to still tie my hair up. And after a while your scrunchie just falls off 'cos the hair's too short.

I'd also run home and ask my brother(s) how do I look and themother would be whispering to them asking them to say that I look cute wtf. I'd keep bugging them to tell me how do I really look and it's always the same answer: cute. I dowan to be the cute fat girl who's bohtak can onot!

So yeah, post-childhood syndrome. Sorry, had to share.

P/s: I just had 2 cups of Milo today. 'Cos if I take coffee, makes me wanna puke so I bought this whole pack of 2-in-1 Milo for work. Minum Milo anda jadi sihat dan kuat! Yeah, I'm damn 'kuat' now at my tummy area 'cos damn bloated as I drank soya bean also... stole some off Josie 'cos she brought a whole pack ok! *Slurp*

Pissed OFF!!!

I'm in a rage!!! *ROAAARRR* Do I sound like Simba from Lion King? No? Oh well, I'm damn pissed off with everything now I'm telling you.

First of all, I cannot stand people thinking that I went on medical leave just for the fun of it.

Hello! Ppl squatting at the toilet every half an hour trying to vomit but can't isn't very FUN ok! And besides, my toilet doesn't have a squatting pan so you know how difficult is it to try to squat and balance your feet while you try to aim in the toilet bowl onot! Ok-lah, I have 'cacat' feet so cannot balance properly can? I have a problem with balancing that's why always get 'Pass' or 'Merit' only in ballet exams. Not even a 'Distinction' my whole life spent in ballet I tell you!

And there was that time when I went to Sydney for a holiday on my own when I was 15 *beaming* - damn proud I travelled on my own - and my 2nd brother had this wild idea that since I take ballet, I'd have no problem with rollerblades wtf. Wah lau eh... I skate for 5 mins and walked all the way home can??? Ok, enough of balancing stories.

I was super sick either because of the lymph glands from my neck causing me migraine resulting in nausea or either that it's the varnish smell from the office next to ours. Almost everyone in the office is on MC it's like we're taking turns to go on MC wtf. So does this mean that all of us are slowly taking turns to open parties at home? Stop insinuating that or else I'm gonna come pelt eggs at YOUR FACE!!!! Eff-ing no compassion pieces of shit!

Then I'm super pissed 'cos last night I needed some emo support rite... and NO ONE came to my rescue wtf. I know I do get over dramatic at times but hello.... what happened to those shit sickening forwarded emails of "A friend in need is a friend indeed" or "when you're down I'll be there to cry with you" and then you have like 2 cute dogs pretending to cry in order to describe the verse? What? WHAT? So you guys just forwarded the email 'cos it was cute? I know I love all things cute but those are freaking emails that'd jam up my inbox (not like I damn popular got a lot of emails-lah) and the cute puppies or wotever cute species in those forwarded emails aren't even tangible! Wot good do I have out of receiving these emails?!

(And Pui Fong I don't mean you ok. I know the trauma you went through)

So today I'm back at work and then I nice nice got everything in place thinking this is really my lucky day and then someone decides to travel on the dates of my event wtf. Boh sui already lor liddat.

And then Josie, this other guy *cough* *cough* and I ordered in pizza today for lunch. So I ate and ate altho' damn oily wtf and had to go shit ok!

I went into the last cubicle in the toilet and before I could start, someone walks in and locks herself in the cubicle next to mine. Last time Ah Ru brought this up to me asking me whether I noticed that everytime you go to a public toilet, the next person that walks into the toilet would definitely go to the cubicle beside you. Damn true I tell you. There are freaking 4 cubicles in the toilet why'd she have to pick the one beside me?? Why??? Got security issues is it? Got korean ghost in the other cubicles is it? Far out! Damn pissed off so I walked out.

Good on you lady! *pat on the back* Now Mei Li has constipation all thanks to you!

Paris Hilton

Did you know....

that we have a Paris Hilton store/booth in KL??????????????????

I was shocked too.. this Malaysia getting super 'boleh' siaaaaaaa!!



But nothing can make me feel better at the moment. Am still feeling super duper infinity nauseous wtf. And to everyone who suspects that I'm pregnant.... I'M NOT OK!!!!

die

Still sick...

... but can go shopping worr!!!

Yes, my nausea is still there... but FanOfWarrenBuffett brought me to Pavilion for soup today, and I just had to.. HAD TO ok... to visit this particular store:

**OOooooOoooh... wot's this??

**OooooWooooHooo... wot's in this bag???

**Slippers siaaaa!!!

Their slippers are super duper inifinity comfortable ok! I saw them in Hong Kong but didn't have my size. So it's a good thing for once that Malaysia is damn slow with their new stuff... 'cos I eventually got this pair in my size.

P/s: The slippers are even more comfortable than Havaianas!!! I'm gonna start a collection of Juicy Couture slippers soon... once I figure out wot to do with my stash of Havaianas wtf.

So Sick! :(

Er halo ppl! I'm still alive wtf.

I was having a really bad migraine yesterday after work and at night I couldn't even eat my porridge ok! I was super nauseous as well and kept running to the toilet to vomit but obviously nothing to vomit 'cos didn't eat anything. In the end, I forced myself to drink a whole bottle of water just to make myself vomit wtf. Damn sad ok!

So anyways, this morning I woke up and the eff-ing migraine was still there. Again I kept running back and forth to the toilet until thefather suggested I go get a jab for nausea.

Reached the clinic and got 4 ppl before me ok wtf. Why so many ppl sick wan? If sick also wait until tomoro-lah wtf. Haijoh... I waited for like wat.. 10 years before it was my turn? And in between I had to run to the toilet 3 times and the toilet damn sad ok! It's a squatting pan so the whole time I wanna vomit have to squat and I was getting cramps in my legs.

The doctor has been thefather's doctor for the past decade and when I went in, had to create small talk with him some more wtf. Any blind person could've have seen my face was super sick and I didn't even care how I looked and I went out with my fringe pinned to the side and this Dr. Yap can ask me things like "Oh, been 9 years since you last came here hor? What are you doing now? Wah, u lost weight from 1999 hor?". Then when he was done checking me some more can continue talking to thefather and me beh tahan with my nausea I had to excuse myself to run to the toilet again.

I took some of his medication together with some honey+water thefather made for me and I vomitted it out again. Then FanOfWarrenBuffett came over like a hero to accompany me after work and some more had to declare that he gave up Tiesto tonight just to be with me so apparently I'm suppose to pen this down as part of the list of good things he has done for me. *Big round of applause for him pls*

Anyways, my mouth was all medicine-y from all the medication and I didn't have any appetite to eat since last nite. So after I took a quick shower, I suddenly craved for a filet-o-fish from McDonald's wtf. I tot being sick can lose at least a bit of weight apart from the suffering I had to go thru'.

FanOfWarrenBuffett took me to the Gardens to drink soup instead and I wanted ice-cream after. Haiyah... cannot help already-lah. That's why so fat.

Then before going home he had to pump petrol at Shell station so I went in to buy Vitagen wtf. Then I drank half of it and wanted to puke again but as we were driving towards my house, dunno why FanOfWarrenBuffett threw out his Shell receipt so we had to u-turn and go back to hunt for it wtf.

And now I'm here blogging 'cos I just don't want to sleep my Friday nite away.... haih. Ok-lah that's it. Bye bye.

P/s: FanOfWarrenBuffett reading his new Forbes magazine he just bought. Exciting-nyerr!

Sleeper

You guys seen the movie Jumper? The guy with that blank stare from Star Wars? Can so vomit blood ok??

Anyways, go watch the movie if you haven't seen it. Once you've seen it, come back and read this post. 'Cos I'm the next big thing.... I'm Sleeper.

*teng teng teng teng*

It's nothing new I know but this time really terover-over can??

I slept my whole weekend away. Super champion or wot??

And we were suppose to go for team dinner after work today but I backed out 'cos I was sleepy...

I came home and slept til' 9pm...

Now it's 11:30pm and I'm going to sleep again... where got normal ppl sleep this much I ask you?

Fu-yoh! I'm this close *holding thumb & index finger closely* to qualifying for Malaysia's book of records for Ms. Sleepy wtf.

Ok-lah, I'm not that champion-lah. It's just that I finally decided to visit a doctor on Saturday nite 'bout my neck 'cos the pain was seriously unbearable.

So this doctor (the 24-hour kind *cough* *cough*) prescribed me pills that would cause drowsiness.

Therefore, I'm now quite stoned... *hurhurhur*

My B'day Karaoke Session

Sorry everybody. I'm sorry this post is late 'cos I'm just plain lazy to upload photos and resize them one by one.

And I'm even more lazy to upload them onto FB 'cos I hate waiting for the pages to load and then you'd have to wait to tag each person into the photo... type captions, slekjr;slkja;lkjr;ewlkj - too much work I feel and I'm damn lazy just like that that's why so fat wtf.

So here are the photos ok in no particular order ok 'cos I'm too tired to think of a storyline ok!

1) Pui Fong getting into the mood herself:

2) Mich and me with Pui Fong in the background still into the mood:

3) Mich and me again without Pui Fong 'cos we can get into the mood ourselves thank you very much wtf:

4) Jo and me with our annoying 'peace' signs. I started doing it in photos at first to annoy my brother but now I'm doing it most of the time dunno why like as tho' the sign possesses my body everytime I need to take a photo:

5) Prema and me:

6) Jo trying to sing in short breaths 'cos it's just the way he sings and we felt that it was time for a photo. And no, the 'peace' sign behind his head are so not my fingers ok! It's Michelle ok! We damn asian I tell you, all of us need to do 'peace' signs everytime we take photo shots:

7) Jo and Mich with her 'peace' sign. See? I told you we're damn asian wtf:

8) Pui Fong & Prema pretending to take a normal shot but I know deep deep deep deep deep infinity deep-lah haiyah so hard to type 'deep' so many times, they want to hold up a 'peace' sign but held back:

9) Pui Fong, Prema and Me with the sign again. Aijoh, like seriously lor, if I'm like a stranger looking at my own photos, I'd proli go slap myself 'cos so annoying man all photos got 'peace' signs:

10) Me and Pui Fong:

I dunno how this post ended up commenting so much on 'peace' signs ok.

Thank you you four people above (sorry damn lazy to type out the names over and over again like I got nothing else better to do wtf) for the karaoke session. I heart you all!!!

*Massive hug coming towards ya - but Mei Li stumbles and falls 'cos she's just too big wtf*

I'm officially old....

*Holds both palms up*

WAITTT!!!!

For all those of you older than me, LISTEN FIRST!!!!

I sprained my neck in Hong Kong ok. How 'sui' can one get? I was in the MTR and was looking above to see which stop to get off and I felt something snap on the left side of my neck.

So I thought it was nothing 'cos I get it all the time from my waist, legs, haiya whatever that cracks-lah wtf.

Then day by day, the pain grew stronger and apparently it's swollen and yes I know it's swollen 'cos when I touch the left side of my neck I can feel bumps all over.

Everyone thinks that I slept wrongly but this is just too painful to have slept the wrong way. I'm telling you, I was looking up in the stupid MTR stops turning my head at the wrong degree and now it's swollen like I have goiter wtf.

To everyone's consternation, I declined offers of visiting a doctor becos I'm worried that the doctor might make me wear that neck guard and I'll so look like Christopher Reeve (I'm sorry, I know he's passed on but I can't think of a better example).

Therefore, every night I'm forcing/begging FanOfWarrenBuffett to help me put on those heat plasters on the left side of my neck and I smell like minyak angin cap kapak wtf. Dah-lah feel old, have to smell old some more wtf.

The pain is really getting to me that I spent the whole of today sleeping in hope that when I wake up *ta-dah!* I will be well again but everytime I get up, my head is pounding with a rhythmic pain, coupled with my neckache like some sort of massive concrete-breaker.

I know you guys are proli thinking that I'm overreacting but I am not! It hurts! And I can't turn my head as swiftly as before to check people out subtly anymore.

THIS SUCKS! Hmmph!

*Mei Li sits at a corner with crossed arms to sulk on her own* (Actually sulking in front of the PC now since I'm blogging ma wtf. But whatever-lah!)