My lil' secret...

Yes, I finally got it today. Am not gonna blog about it til' I try it out to see if it's really good wtf. Buy things but never try out first. However, don't fret... I've done heaps of online reviews research and so far, it's all good. So yeah, stay tune folks!!

So anyways, today I was suppose to have lunch with Ling Ling & Grace at the Curve at 12pm. I set the alarm at 11am and when I felt the urge to pee at 11:30am, I realised that my phone alarm did not go off wtf. Apparently my phone which is the same as Angela's stupid-idiot-auto-disconnect-after-3-minutes-of-talking phone (I'm amazed that she even keeps track of talking time) decides to die on its own. It has been doing this ever since a few months after I bought the phone. It doesn't disconnect after 3 minutes of talking, it just dies on you. Then when you decide to text/ring someone, only then you'd realise it has died. No, not because the battery always goes flat, it just dies.. on its own... and when you try to switch it on, you can't. It has died. You'd need to remove the back cover, remove the battery and try again wtf. So if any of my bosses are reading this now, I would like to inform that if I were to be late in the near future, it's because my phone has decided to pass away... and yes, I am now sourcing for a 'coffin' wtf.

Therefore, I was late for lunch today... but not like the girls cared 'cos they went shopping. So....... photos!!!

**Ling Ling & Grace

**Ling Ling & tAuRus - Yes, I'm aware that I look like I just rushed out of bed, thank you.

In the afternoon, FanOfWarrenBuffett and I went to 1Utama to purchase my new secret *shhh*. So here we are having mushroom soup & calamari salad at Dave's at 4pm right before we join my family for dinner wtf. We're always eating-lah. But funny thing is that I'm the one who's gaining all the weight wtf:

**I'm trying out the Sharon pose here. Failed badly.

After dinner, I met up with Kelly and Pui Fong for coffee 'cos Pui Fong decided not to friend someone tonight. But had to cut short the session 'cos the Starbucks was closing at freaking 11pm on a Saturday???? Wot kind of place is this wtf. If wanna work shorter hours go find an office-sit-down-until-your-butt-hurts-job-lah wtf. And it was so obvious they were closing because the staff kept dragging chairs with the eff-ing annoying screeching sound from here and there to pile up. Some more can come up to our table and say "miss, we're closing". Hallooo! Do we look deaf? I know I speak with a lot of hand action (and I know this because as I was giving my brief at work the other day, one of the girls kept looking at my hands wtf) but our faces look damn normal rite?? Anyways, the Starbucks staff had to use this thick prison-like chain to chain the chairs wtf. If ppl wanna steal the chairs also the chain won't help lor honestly. Ppl also can break out of prison, what makes them think that the chain can secure a few chairs?? Never watch Prison Break meh?? But our session to be continued tomorrow night so no complaints *grin*

And my lil' secret? To be continued whenever *double grin*

Hungry

Yesterday I was super hungry dunno why. I ate as per normal during the day but at night when I was waiting for FanOfWarrenBuffett to come over to pick me up for dinner, I was almost dying out of hunger. And I know I was really really hungry not because my stomach was growling, it was because I had the massive headache - hunger antics-lah!

We went to Delicious at Bangsar Village for dinner since it was like the nearest, the waitresses understood english, food is considerably fast and it's air-conditioned. *_*

I decided to order my favourite salad (for now) - Grilled Chicken Cranberry Spinach salad with advocado and dunno what ham. Yes, the salad that I wanted to order the last time I went there with Shyuan but after hearing her scream "RANCH DRESSING!! DO YOU KNOW HOW FATTENING THAT IS???", I ended up ordering fish 'n' chips at the end wtf.

This is me with my 'chibai' face while waiting for food to be served:

And this is FanOfWarrenBuffett:

**Dunno why so happy when he was super hungry himself.

This is me again chewing on a thin sliced piece of biscotti that came with my Jasmine Green tea:

**Damn pissed 'cos food not here yet.

Also, why bother giving one thin slice of biscotti rite? Not like it'd fill your stomach also. It's like serving 2 balls of marshmallows with hot chocolate wtf. Why do ppl even do that? Do they even know that after eating 2 balls of marshmallows on the side of your hot chocolate, you'd feel even more hungry? And angry 'cos it didn't satisfy your hunger in the first place? It's not like if we were to go out in a group of friends, I'd be like "Hmm... what main course should I have? Oh wait, I feel like drinking hot chocolate so you guys go ahead-lah, my hot chocolate comes with marshmallows wtf".

Anyways, the food finally arrived and here is a photo of us to show everyone that we surmounted hunger last nite:

P/s: Yes, I'm still alive... you guys still have to put up with me. *evil grin*

Soap dish

FanOfWarrenBuffett: (shouting from the toilet) Dear, your soap is drowning!

(The soap was really covered with water so I had to take a photo wtf.. like a bit the capital 'L' can?)

Me: So can you drain it??

FanOfWarrenBuffett: Ok

Yup, our conversations are always this exciting.

Tomorrow I think we'll discuss about how the keyboard is not arranged in alphabetical order wtf.



P/s: My brief went ok today. Praise the Lord! Well, it did not go THAT well because as I was giving the brief, I encountered a bit of 'frowning' or in short... the 'wtf' face. However, it was not THAT bad either 'cos the people were normal. Normal questions, normal discussions. So yeah, it was ok. All's good. For now.... *biting fingernails*

Lil' fat tAuRus...

I'm officially putting on weight. I know it. I can feel it eventhough all my clothes are so baggy wtf. Altho' I haven't been on a weighing scale since 1990, I know that inevitably, I've put on weight.

Today I had:
1) 2 curry puffs 'cos I can only afford 2 wtf... told you 'boh lui' already....

2) A cup of coffee

Then stress stress stress stress stress all the way 'cos I had to give 2 briefs today. And was like a last minute arrangement kind. I need at least 12 days to prepare mentally one lor (longer than having a period wtf).

3) A can of green tea - super ex ok! RM2.20 &*&^%$*&$^# and tastes like fake green tea but dunno why I keep buying it lor

4) A packet of junk food courtesy of Grace

5) A pork bun courtesy of Josie

6) A packet of MAMEE courtesy of myself which I keep eating everyday wtf

I cannot stop bingeing I tell you....

Tomorrow need to present another brief. Stress stress stress stress stress stress. And the cycle of food continues..................

*_*

Dear Penelope

I'm sorry that we had to part tonight.

I'm sorry that I dropped tom yam on the back of your head wtf... one should be more careful when placing you with their mobile phones on the table while eating... one should also not leave mobile phones on the table at any point-lah wtf.. got so many thieves around nowadays wtf.

I'm sorry that I had to disown you and hand you over to HelloKittyModel. I'm sure she'd take good care of you. And provide you with a home at her work cubicle wtf.

I'm sorry that you're proli suffocating/swimming now in HelloKittyModel's bag (which is the size of a suitcase wtf) with all the aunty shit she carries in her bag wtf. Actually come to think of it, you proli had to suffocate/swim in my bags as well because I carry almost the same shit as HelloKittyModel. I even have eye-mo just in case one of my eyelashes get caught in my eye... paper soap just in case soap runs out in public toilets... nail clipper just in case my nail breaks or if you have thread hanging from your apparel somewhere. Tissue also have to carry 2 packs just in case I need to 'pang sai' in Sg Wang whereby they don't supply toilet paper wtf. Why-lah are we like this?

Anyways Penelope, I will visit you one day when HelloKittyModel decides to move.

Pls rest in peace knowing that this transition period for me will not be as painful because...........

I have another Penelope which I purchased the same time as you ma stupid!! Muahahahahaha *evil laugh*

My Birthday Wishlist

As tAuRus' b'day is soon approaching, she has come up with a list of things that she dreams/hopes/intends to own to ease the life of her fellow friends (and by friends I think she only means one person but if anyone wants to join in the 'fun' also 'boleh') working their brains out on wot to get her. So may I proceed?

Of course-lah! My blog wat wtf!

1) A new laptop..... as the current powerbook she owns is lying in her home somewhere as tAuRus is not very Mac-savvy so only uses it to watch certain DVDs that her 'Buy Malaysian' DVD player can't play. So in order to make sure this does not happen again, tAuRus would love/heart/want a pink SONY VAIO:

**floating in the clouds thinking about how happy her life would be if she owned this.... manages to meet a CareBear and decides to kidnap it to stuff it onto the wallpaper for her new laptop**


2) Summer Hill shower gel by Crabtree & Evelyn 'cos apparently I smell super sweet after using this. No need to even use perfume de... I hope/pray that when I reach 60 years of age, I won't have that old ppl smell and that Crabtree would still be producing this shower gel so I can still continue to smell like I'm 18 wtf:



3) Rose Pink Slim & Lite PSP *woo hoo*

**Super 'suiiiii' ok! Shyuan: So how? You wanna get this so you can trade it with my DS Lite? I've already got approx. 7 games for DS Lite so you'd only have to purchase Nintendogs on your own. How? FASTER DECIDE OK! But if anyone feels charitable, can just get me one-lah thanks!


4) A BabyMilo + Spongebob soft toy:


**If cannot find nevermind. I'll settle for any Bathing Ape or Baby Milo stuff. Cannot be choosy rite???


5) An Alessi 3 in 1 'rudi-cup' & container:

**Whichever colour also can-lah. Beggars can't be choosers rite??


6) Any Milk & Honey apparel. Since it's an Australian brand so... the only person I can think of that's still in OZ is *ahem* Shyuan *cough* *cough*


7) A Tiffany horse shoe pendant. I saw Carrie Bradshaw wearing one and it looks super cool lor. I'll so look like an 'ah lian' New Yorker wtf.



Actually I only have the above 7 stuff in mind right now but since I'm chinese so have to make it to 8-lah 'cos 'ong' ma. So the last thing I would love/wish/hope/dream/want to have is........ *drum roll pls* (don't faint ok?)



8) A pocket HELLO KITTY!!


Apparently it counts the number of steps you walk each day wtf dunno for what also but apparently you can play with it when you're bored so you kinda have a virtual Hello Kitty in your bag all the time. That time I won't be scared to be trapped under a mine also-lah... got Hello Kitty with me ok! *blink* *blink*

Remember Me?

My newest addiction: "Remember Me?" by Sophie Kinsella *background Oooooooo*.

And for all those of you wondering who she is, she is the author for the Shopaholic series. Pls.. do yourselves a favour and bookmark her official site.

Her books are so funny that sometimes the characters remind me of myself - melodramatic & ditzy at times.

The last book she wrote was "The Undomestic Goddess" and that was like a year ago wtf! Need so long to write a book meh? I know they need to wait for their inspirational moment to sink in and all but hello!.... we're living in a fast-paced environment OK?? Need to sustain your competitive advantage OK??

But not like she lost me as a customer to other competitors-lah 'cos 1) I super heart her books lor and 2) I dunno who are her competitors also wtf (eh, ppl don't read much books can??).

So anyways, I was super happy to find out that her newest book has arrived... in Malaysia... at MPH... damn 'boleh' or wot this Malaysia??

Run along now... I've finally found something worthwhile to do after hours... for now that is *wink*

P/s: I know some of you are rolling your eyes but WATEVA!! *holding up one palm*

P/p/s: All vitriolic comments are not appreciated *continues to hold up the palm*

P/p/p/s: Need to go look for heat rub now 'cos the arm hurts from holding up the palm wtf

Spoilt Brat!

Yes, me! I'm admitting it after 20 years of denial 'cos the first 6 years I thought it was a compliment wtf.

FanOfWarrenBuffett and I decided to go purchase movie tickets by queueing up at GSC, Pavilion tonight since the last movie that we watched in a cinema was in 1850 wtf.

So as I was trying to apply lip balm on the way to Pavilion, I suddenly lost my grip ('cos ppl's fat fingers cannot hold such 'dainty' lip balm can?) and the lip balm landed on my dress - causing an obvious stain to appear. Almost fainted ok???

I kept screaming that I need water!! WATER!!! I need to salvage my dress!!! But FanOfWarrenBuffett obviously did not think that it was such a big a deal that he decided to wait 'til we were inside of Pavilion's carpark to stroll to the back of the car to get me this bottle of water that was in the car since 100bc wtf.

Had to use the water of course because I can't walk to the toilet with my dress looking like that rite?? I tried cleaning it several times and then turning up the air-cond in the car at full blast to dry it but the stain was still freaking there!!! I dunno why suddenly so emo but tears started rolling down my cheeks and I almost hyperventilated can??

I know I could've used the cardigan I brought along for the movie to cover up the dress but I suppose I was more concerned as to whether the stain is permanent?? Ok-lah, quite paiseh also to walk in public with a stain. Eh, don't judge me ok? Some ppl can walk in public with oily hair why not run along now and judge them instead??

Yeah, so FanOfWarrenBuffett asked me if I wanted to go home and I told him 'yes!' 'cos I need to mourn over my dress wtf.

Sitting here now thinking of what just happened, I think if I were to be an outsider observing, I'd so slap myself-lor (unless if there is another person with oily hair standing beside me, yeah, I'd slap the oily hair person first, then me). Super spoilt rite? Why-lah am I like this? Already know that I'm spoilt and some more not paiseh to write about it here wtf. Kill me-lah. Just kill me. Someone.. please come over, open my pencil case and take out my pink scissors and stab me pls... *_*

Keeping in touch

We've all had a fair share of acquaintances but how many of them do turn into friendships?


Why do you sometimes feel that the people you'd try so hard to keep in touch with just do not bother?? The worse ones are when they tell you they'll meet you next week but postpone or the ones that always tell you they're busy but they are able to make time for other 'important' things in life they say??


Some people drift apart and by the time they realise it, they don't even speak to each other no more. So here I am today, trying hard to 'keep in touch' with the friends that have given up 'keeping in touch' with me. For the friends that I have neglected, I'm sorry. Yes, I admit I've always been 'busy' but was always 'free' to hang out with others. So to Pam, Kom, Steph, Tanne, Wyn-Nie... I still remember you guys and I always will.


And to friends who respond to me 'keeping in touch':
Pui Fong: Thank you for being there for me whenever I decide not to friend someone.
Kelly: Thanks for always being there for me whenever I needed someone to accompany me for whatever activity I'm up to.
Grace: I really do enjoy hanging out with you when our other halves are busy with work.
Ah Ru: I agree - this long distance relationship of ours is heaps tough!!
Ling Ling: I will surely miss your stupid advice and you swearing with me back and forth.
Ju: It's a wonder how we've been in and out of touch all these years and that we're still buddies! I'm amazed and thankful for friends like you.
Jeek: Farnee shit you! hehehe.
Pheng: Thank you for always being there for me whenever I needed a friend to turn to or to drink wine with *grin*


....and for all those of you I might have forgotten to list here, I love you guys too...

VOUCHERS!!!

I'm so in Prophet Mohammad mode today!!! Can we have more of these public holidays pweaseeeee?? Like some Parameswara's b'day or something wtf. Or like a day to commemorate the 1st Proton car made?? Can rite? Malaysia Boleh rite???

I woke up at 3pm today *bliss*. I decided to ring HelloKittyModel and she just woke up too!!! Told you we're sisters! So us sisters went Telawi shopping. Super happy can? The only time I don't mind walking up and down flights of stairs I tell you. I proli lost 8 pounds today. No need to be F1 driver-lah.. just go Telawi shopping.

After that I went to the Gardens with FanOfWarrenBuffett and I decided to purchase the body cream from Benefit which I've been wanting to buy since 1980 wtf. Not yet even born also knew I wanted the body cream de wtf. Yeah, so I got it from Robinsons rite... and after we paid, the Robinsons auntie gave me 3 keping of RM10 vouchers ok!!!!!!

**Super duper infinity happy can??

And the vouchers are in pink!!! Huge dilemma!! Do I use them or keep them??? Pink vouchers ok! Where to find?? WHY??? Whyyyyy do these problems have to happen to me!!!!! Ok, I'll continue whining later...

So anyways, the vouchers can be used to purchase make-up or perfume. So FanOfWarrenBuffett asked me to go look around to see what else to purchase and I was like "Siau ah! Of course have to go home and study the Benefit catalogue first to decide wot other products I need rite?? Do I look like the kind to impulse purchase??" *_* Ok, don't answer that. Thanks.

Yeah, so now I'm gonna go lock these vouchers in my drawer for fear that if my house were to get broken into, at least they wouldn't target the vouchers lying on my desk first hor?? *Taps finger on forehead* Am I smart or am I smart??

Well, since I'm now friends again with FanOfWarrenBuffett, I decided that it was ok to let him join in a photo together with the vouchers:

**Why TF do I look like Bugs Bunny??

Detoxification

Last Thursday I decided to join Grace for the detox programme. She brought me to Watson's to purchase this detox pack which has 5 tea bags in it. So we happily decided to start the programme on Monday.

Came Monday morning, I was super worried that the tea would cause me to run to the toilet every half hour so I told Grace to go ahead first with the first sachet.

Then in the afternoon she was still sitting at her place and she looked normal. So I thought to myself, ok-lah, since Grace is still alive and well, I might as well go try it.

And I was fine.

The End wtf. Just kidding! Hello! Come back!! *Mei Li frantically running after everyone, manages to only catch Kelly 'cos she's like the slowest wtf... pins her down and says with a heavy-cannot-make-it-darth-vader-kind-of-breathing "Kelly! I am your father!"*


(...continued) At night I went for dinner with FanOfWarrenBuffett at the Banquet in Bangsar Village II and saw that they had this drink called 'Detox' which has cucumber, ginger + other juicy stuff that I can't remember in it as I can only taste and smell the ginger wtf so yeah, it had ginger and stuff in it. I decided to order it-lor since Grace's detox tea was like super tak laku the whole day.

Then Peng Pheng came over to find me for yam cha. And she is super nice-lor I tell you. She was already on her way back to her home in Cheras and when I texted her to come and save her almost-dying-out-of-boredom friend (me), she u-turned back to Bangsar ok! You guys tell me-lah, where to find this kind of friend?? Yeah, so as we sat down to have a drink, I suddenly had the urge to go to the toilet wtf!

So that was Monday's drama.

Came Tuesday morning, I told Grace 'bout my horrifying experience of rushing to the toilet even after I went home from yam cha session with Pheng. We both concluded it was proli the detox juice 'cos Grace was still 'normal'.

Again, I told Grace to go ahead with her 2nd sachet of tea in the morning while I drank my usual cup of coffee. I was only drinking coffee ok, and suddenly had to run to the toilet again wtf.

In the afternoon I decided to continue with the detox tea since I'm like desperately wanting to lose weight rite. And mind you, Grace was still 'ok' as she refilled the water for her sachet of tea. Where got ppl like this one? Drink 2nd cup still no feel. Alien-lah she... alien!!

Yeah, so last night, I went for dinner with Pheng, Jeek, Pui Fong & Ling Ling at the Gardens. We went to this Thai restaurant and I greedily ordered a portion of Pad Thai for myself 'cos I was super hungry and die die also didn't wanna share with Pui Fong wtf.

When I went home, I had to run to the toilet again. Then after shower, again! Then as I was chatting online with Ling Ling and Pui Fong, had to go again! Pui Fong told me that she detox-ed as well but nothing happened. Similar to Grace! Aliens rite? I told you! Ok, so Ling Ling concluded that Pui Fong has no fats in her that's why nothing happened. Whereas I have fats and this is represented by the number of times I go to the toilet wtf. I feel that her justification seems precarious but since she's the oldest amongst all.......... might as well agree. *_*

-The End-


Now on to another thing, I was chatting with Ling Ling & Pui Fong last nite on msn (btw, Ling Ling has msn ok? Dun pway pway) and Ling Ling was saying that a few foreigners she know of complained 'bout our country due to snatch thieves etc. So I was like thinking, I'm also not happy with my own country werrrttt. Like why do they have to make detox tea available in Malaysia and cause innocent, young, cute, adorable, ah lian-ish ppl like me so much pain? Why can't they just make slimming salt/cream ONLY available? Why have to include the tea? Does Pak Lah even care 'bout how I feel? Running to the toilet every half hour? Has he tried it (tho' I don't think he needs it 'cos he can pass off as Timone from Lion King anytime)? Has anyone heard my part of Malaysian Voices cry??!

Today... I shall continue with my 3rd sachet of tea. Don't waste ma rite?

Boyz II Men revamped??

I went to Tower Records one day and as I was browsing through the albums, I came across this cover:


Wahhhh! The 'BoyzIIMen' member on the right really looks like you-leh Jeek! Maybe your mom had twins but decided to donate one of them to BoyzIIMen Orphanage Association so she wouldn't have to deal with 2 jeeks? Maybe you should show her this picture and go like "Ma, I know what you did last decade!". Then she'll be like "Gasp! you found her! You mean I have a Hannah Montana kind of daugher?!!" And then she'll break down and cry... and while sobbing, she'll start to sing.. "Although we've come to the end of the road... Still I can't let you go....".

Ok-lah, since I'm not photoshop savvy, I had to cut your picture manually with my scissors and use UHU glue to stick it. Why-lah are we like this?? Why? How to bring me out to meet ppl next time??

Jeek...

This one's dedicated especially for you.....

Since you like mocking me so much, I thought I'd be you for 15 mins to see wot it's like. I borrowed the shirt and shorts off FanOfWarrenBuffett and this is wot I came up with:

FanOfWarrenBuffett said that it looks incomplete without a cap. So the only cap I could find was my Stitch cap that I bought from HK Disneyland wtf and hence the cap being worn backwards... and also the colour co-ordination is a bit off (I assure you that you dress better than this but I just had to make do with wotever resources I had):

**I'm sorry, I couldn't stop laughing to take a serious shot

And since you had a picture with Pix, I had to force FanOfWarrenBuffett to act like Pix for 5 minutes 'cos he's the only one with glasses right now:

How did I do? *GRIN*

Meet... Penelope!!

Greetings! (Grace: can die rite?). My name is Penelope. I come from Hong Kong:

My favourite colour is blue because I have blue fur. I think I am a bear. Like a girl bear because I'm named Penelope? But dunno why I look like a guy bear on the outside. I save money on Red Nose Day as my nose can pass off as one.

I love soft toys. My favourite soft toy is an elephant named Ele because it is blue like me. I think I was purchased because Ele looks super cute:

After hours, I moonlight as an actress. I love being on TV like Paris Hilton - "that's hot":

I'm also a freelance stunt person because my idol is Jackie Chan. Here is a photo of me jumping down from a wall-hung air cond:

-The end-

You reckon I could start writing children's books? And then sell them online exclusively? I have just too many 'talents' wtf!! Will parents out there buy my books without going 'Wtf! Where is the freaking storyline? What would our kids learn from this book?'. Well, judging from my short story above, your child can learn about colours (or rather colour), homosexuality, how to save money and earn more money. Why read about Jack & Jill going up a freaking hill to fetch only a pail of water? Just go to a river-lah wtf. So what do you learn from that story instead? Have to climb hills to keep fit is it? At least my stories are related to real-life scenarios which your kid would eventually face. Super practical can?

P/s: Parents are back from Oz. Oh, what fun! *blink* *blink*

P/p/s: FanOfWarrenBuffett is watching the CNBC interview with Warren Buffett - 'Billionaire Next Door'..... again! Heaps exciting! *blink* *blink*

Seriously....

Why is it so eff-ing cold in the office? Grace and I brought thicker jackets and we're still freezing.....

**How-lah like that?

Outside super hot but in here is like winter. This is not right. I might go crazy. It's too much to take on for a girl my age. I'm so confused as to which climate we're really in right now. I think I'm becoming delusional. I think I'm seeing snow right in front of my eyes... oh wait, it's just lint wtf. It's alright ppl! *both hands up* I'm ok! I'm ok!

Little Odd Forest

I just came home from dinner with Grace, Kelly, Pui Fong, Shin & Ling Ling and guess wot!?!! My LittleOddForest bag that I purchased online has arrived!!!! Their bags are super duper infinity super/duper cute ok!!! This is mine *beaming*:

For all those of you thinking "Wat-lah this Mei Li, grow up pls", tell it to my face the next time you see me so I can spit at you. Muahahahaha *evil laugh*

The package came with this as well:

It's a privilege card ok!! *heart melting* It says on the card that "This card is a gift from us to you, FOC, just because you have been an AWESOME (that's me) customer of ours, and we love giving to people we like!". So the next time and every other time that I shop at www.forestprints.com, I'm entitled to a 10% discount!!! Super happy!! *GRIN*

P/s: I can only lend the card to the non-wat-lah-mei-li-grow-up-pls ppl obviously.

P/p/s: And to those non-wat-lah-mei-li-grow-up-pls ppl that would like to purchase bags similar to mine, have to get my approval first. Your request will be judged based on how much I like you and whether I'm proud to have the same accessory as you.

P/p/s: Dunno why suddenly I'm acting like such a snob wtf. You guys still love me rite? RITE??? *big, sad puss-in-boots-from-shrek eyes*

The lil' artist in me

I made a call to Bangkok earlier and I asked the lady that answered, "Can I speak to Khun xxxx pls?". She told me to hold on but did not put the call on hold. So I heard her shouting for Khun xxxx's name in the background and I heard a man shouting back in Thai who I assume was Khun xxxx. Whenever I'm on the phone waiting, I have this tendency to draw/outline or shade alphabets on the paper in front of me and this is wot I came up with:



After freaking 10 mins of hanging on, I could hear the lady shouting at the back "Wait a moment pls... Khun xxxx in the TOILAT!" and the whole division of hers broke into laughter. But eventually Khun xxxx did come to the phone so all's good-lah! *_*

I got 'William Hung-ed'

Stupid Jeek photoshopped my face to replace William Hung's just because she thinks that I sound like him wtf. I was brave enough to sing 'As Long As You Love Me' by Backstreet Boys to Pix and her over the phone ok!! Cannot compare me to him-lah wtf... his face super CMI ok? If you put me beside him, I'm quite 'hot' leh... *blink* *blink* You think I can go down in history if I were to go audition for Singapore idol? I can sing Jay Chou songs also. BSB + Jay = super versatile ah lian can?

Anyways Jeek, know that I'll remember you if I do become as famous as him. But since I really 'boh lui' now, can you sponsor my trip to Singapore for the audition ah? Can rite? 'Gam dor lin pang yau' *hopeful blinking eyes*

On another note, I've shocked myself by sleeping before midnite for the past few nites. Am I good or am I good? But still feel sleepy at work altho' I'm getting more hours of sleep each nite wtf. But yeah, I'm planning to maintain this 'momentum' 'cos I realise that my skin looks healthier & glowier (is there such a word??) wtf. Or either that, the 'High Beam' from Benefit is working:

*Exciting-nyer!!*

Lunch time...

We decided to stay in 'cos Josie and I are 'bleeding'. And it's super hot out there... and I feel weak due to the extreme loss of blood (told you I suspect I have haemophilia). What if I faint outside rite? I'm sure Josie & Grace would just look at me lying on the ground and have a conversation such as this:

Josie: I think we should get help... *slaps Mei Li*... Wake up!!!

Grace: You think we should get help?

Josie: Come, help me move her...

Grace: I can't! I'm wearing heels! Wot if I drop her and we both fall???

Josie: Yeah, let's go get help

Grace: But how?? We can't leave her lying here in the middle of the road???

Josie: Maybe we should get a chalk and outline her body so the vehicles won't run over her

Grace: Ya ya, I'll go buy the chalk. Wait here

*_* Ok-lah, I'm damn bored now. Guess wot I had for lunch? Grace and I bought nasi lemak from the 'makcik' outside our building this morning and we just ate it half hour ago. It's all cold... and gross. The even gross-ier part is that I saw the 'makcik' using this knife to cut the cucumbers and the 'pakcik' took the knife from her to slit the newspapers into pieces wtf ('cos you know how they use the newspaper to wrap your nasi lemak). I only remembered when I opened my pack of nasi lemak and when I looked over at Grace, she already started eating so I thought I'd rather just let her find out from this blog....

Taboo Night

This post is totally delayed but I was super busy (or rather lazy) to upload the photos from my camera. So since I was busy uploading PC & Dave's wedding photos tonight... might as well.....

Last Friday, Shyuan and I managed to find a few friends to play a game of Taboo. For all of you wondering wtf is that, it's a board game (http://www.boardgameratings.com/game/45/). We had Yuen Yu, Huang and Luke on the guys team vs. Shyuan, Pui Fong, Yuen Yu's gf and me on the girls team. Sadly, altho' the girls team had more ppl, we lost by one round. But we had heaps of fun and laughter 'cos everyone had a really unique way of describing words.

Didn't take much photos 'cos we were so into the game but here are two of them:

**Pui Fong, Shyuan & Me waiting for the guys to arrive... and why do I look like I'm about to cry wtf...

**Luke & Huang trying to figure out wtf is Yuen Yu saying...

That's it for now *Hugs*

P/s: Am watching "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?". I think if I were to join the show, sure fail even before I step up onto the podium wtf.

Jiggle Gel

As most of you know, I totally abhor my flabby arms. I don't even dare to wear sleeveless blouses anymore without putting a cardigan or sweater on for fear that my arms look like the size of my thighs. Therefore, I've decided to do something about it. I ended up buying "Jiggle Gel" from Benefit (totally love their products... they have all these cool names and their packaging - bright & colourful, I'm such a sucker, I know) at The Gardens tonight:

Apparently it has "Invisi-Girdle Technology" whereby the gel feels like an invisible girdle wtf. The gel is pretty lightweight (the Benefit promoter told me that this gel contains "tumbuh-tumbuhan" and I seriously don't know where TF she got that because neither does the Benefit booklet nor the Jiggle Gel packaging have that info but apparently it seemed like a USP to the 'kakak' that she had to express it to me) and has a minty smell:

It feels cooling when you first rub it on. Then, comes the heat... I'm not sure if it's psychologically working or it's for real! One day... one day I shall be able to have the confidence to shop for those pretty sleeveless/spaghetti strap blouses that I immediately eliminate each time I walk into a shop... Jiggle Gel, pls pls work!!! plsssssss!!!! *big hopeful eyes... blink blink* I don't want to be stuck in baggy, puffy sleeves forever like "Prince Charming"!!

P/s: If anyone feels that they need something for their @$$, Benefit has a scrub called "Bum Deal" as well. Exciting, eh?

P/p/s: I'm watching "the f word" now on AFC. Gordon Ramsay is so sarcastic & funny - I like! Super 'pai kia' chef ok! I keep watching AFC but still cannot boil rice correctly wtf. Kill me-lah, just kill me! *_*

My Life... during the day

It's eff-ing cold in the office... it's either I'm super unhealthy ('cos thefather always says that I don't exercise that's why I get cold easily in restaurants wtf) or they planning to distribute ice-cream as side business here. I told my 'colleagues' that I wanna buy a heater for my desk and they called me 'siau'. Ok-lah, I'm officially everyone's 'siau' friend. Anyways, here is my behtahan-so-need-to-cover-up-like-a-kakak photo:


Let's see wot is Grace up to......

**Ok, she's not up to anything but she's got so much food lor..

And I'm sitting beside her so everyday we're eating non-stop. My skirt's feeling quite tight already. So yeah...



**Tsk tsk... SHE!! SHE's the culprit for having me plan for my new set of clothes. Oh, I think you guys should check out www.mycouture.sg... 'cun' shoes they have (I sound like Yoda wtf). I know me gaining weight would not increase my shoe size but whatever man! I need matching shoes OK! OK! OK!

Oh, btw... as I was driving to work today, I saw Ling Ling crossing the road. So I slowed down and went *honk!* *honk!* but the snob never bothered to look. Super paiseh ok!!! The other pedestrians were giving me a look as tho' I was spastic for sounding the car horn when they weren't even crossing the road yet and some more I had to 'glide' by wtf. To hide my embarrassment, I turned to pick up my mobile phone to ring thesnob! She said she was wondering who was that 'pokkai' that honked at her when she crossed the road and the car was still at a distance (So now I'm a 'siau pokkai' wtf). Our conversation continues.....

Me: In the morning walk until so 'lan c'

Thesnob: But yao yeng or not??

Me: When you run across the road not yao ying anymore la wtf. Yao ying means have to walk like 'dou san' ok!

Thesnob: 'Dou san'? What is that?

Me: God of gamblers

Thesnob: Lan jiao

*_*

Ah Ru's 'siau' friend...

After weeks of bludging, I am still not used to the afterwork-gohome-havedinner-sleep regime so I tweaked it a little to afterwork-gothecurve-havedinner-yamcha-sleep. Anyways, as I was drying my hands in the toilet at the Curve, I noticed this signage above the hand dryer:

It says "For Hand Use Only".... as opposed to?? I find it rather funny-lor. But Shyuan called me 'siau' for taking the photo. Like wot else can you use a hand dryer for rite?? Shyuan said "feet maybe"... uh-huh... yeah... so that's why we're friends! *_*

A glimpse of our new 'home'

**Wot's up y'all!!

My new epilator

I've finally given up trying to use a tweezer for my underarms every other week. It's time consuming (as tho' I'm super busy wtf) and tiring. So I've recently purchased an epilator!!!

The guy that served me knew so much about epilators that I suspect he uses one himself. So anyways, I chose this one 'cos it was pink *DUH* and told him I wanted a new one as opposed to the display set. He told me "wait ah. lemme check if got stock". Then he left Shyuan and I standing there for quite some time until I had to say to Shyuan... "You think he went home? Like maybe to study more of his notes on epilators so he can show off his abundant knowledge on epilators to us?". Shyuan told me not to be mean and be patient. So I sent her off to get her stuff at Toys R' Us while I wait for Mr. Epilator to return. Finally, he returned back to 'work' and asked me "which one you wanted again ah?"... WTF! I almost took out my nail clipper from my handbag to cut off his half inch hanging nose hair jutting out of his nostrils can????

10 years later, I finally made it to payment. By the time I did, Shyuan already finished shopping at Toys R' Us wtf. The price listed on the box is RM89 but Mr. Epilator asked for RM79. Good good.. got discount after all that drama.. Then he told me I have a cash rebate or something in my credit card so I told him to go ahead and offset it. So at the end, I only had to pay RM32.70. Super value can?? But a total waste of time spent shopping at that electrical shop-lah... like how it's a total waste of time tweezing *_*

Posers

It's officially 2:30am and I'm here blogging wtf. Ok-lah, I just came back from a movie. Went to watch "Playboy Cops". The storyline was err-ya-whatever but the show had Shawn Yue starring in it. I super heart Shawn Yue ok!!!

Anyways, this afternoon Shyuan and I were waiting for our appointment to get our nails done (which took freaking FOUR HOURS btw!). So since we had an hour to kill, we decided to have coffee (actually Shyuan had coffee... I just had iced tea 'cos was having diarrhoea since morning wtf). And while stoning with our drinks, we suddenly felt the urge to unleash the "Paris & Nicole" in us:

**Me & Ah Ru with her new haircut

We kept taking the photo over and over again as the photo kept turning out dark. As we were trying to figure out why, then only we realised it was because we still had our sunnies on... super blonde moment wtf. And here is our unleashed "Paris & Nicole" granny photo 50 years from now:

**I'm practicing to be angry to prepare my expression at 76 years of age ('cos dunno why all the old ppl look so angry if they dun smile) and Shyuan is practicing how to take photos in future without showing her dentures wtf