'You' were always on my mind....

I showed Shyuan around my 'turf' today. We had lunch at Delicious, Telawi shopping, Telawi Starbucks Latte, Telawi Morino Kaze back massage, Bangsar Village shopping... we started the day at 1:30pm and ended it at 7:30pm wtf.

We both bought a dress at this boutique called Gallo (12, 1st Floor, Jalan Telawi 3) and I actually love another 2 dresses from that boutique but cannot afford them all *sniff* whyyyyyyyyy!!! whyyyyyyyyy am I not born a 'permaisuri'!!!! But the clothes in that boutique is a little more pricey as opposed to other boutiques 'cos apparently they design their own clothes worrrrrrrr, according to the girl that served us-lah (who I feel is quite snobbish each time I go there.. there was once before I can even reach the exit, she already pressed the exit button ok!!! But dunno why today she was super friendly to us... Shyuan said maybe it's 'cos she was there with me today with her 'doolan' face so proli the boutique 'jie jie' got scared so have to be nice to us wtf). So yeah, now I'm home... thinking 'bout one of the dresses that I 'left' behind at Gallo. I keep playing these images of what shoes or accessories I can match that dress with when I don't even have the dress at hand wtf! I think I'll seriously go back there to get it 'cos I have this 'rationale' that if you are unsure as to whether you really really like something in a shop/boutique, you should walk outta there and if you keep thinking 'bout it, means you really really really infinity really like it and SHOULD go back to purchase it. I've decided that I'm gonna go back to purchase it and just live off water for the next few months wtf.

Also, being the usual worrier (wtf... always got something to worry about... no wonder so many strands of white hair), I am now worried that the dress would have been purchased by someone else by now. 'Cos you know how Gallo claims that they design their own label and bla bla bla, I don't think they'd be mass producing each article of clothing-lor.

Super worried now 'bout my 'future' dress... but am also craving for the black fried carrot cake in Singapore wtf. I think I really need one of those appetite suppressants. Ok, now I'm worried that I'll eat more in the morning since I'm freaking hungry now (which I think the AFC channel had a part to play). I've got so much things right now that I'm worrying 'bout. No wonder every night I've been having sleepless nights... I think I'd need them sleeping pills... but got wot side effects one ha? Will I become Sleeping Beauty?? And wait for Prince Charming to come wake me? What if Mr. Prince Charming doesn't have a white horse but only got a 1-seater scooter? Like I sit where leh? Shit-lah... another thing to worry about... I feel so drained... *_*

New Toothpaste

I've recently purchased a new brand of toothpaste - SENSODYNE!!! Yes, I've finally grown up and realised that I can make 'important' decisions on my own as opposed to the usual Colgate.........








Apparently it's really good for sensitive teeth. I have receding gums and always need frequent visits to the dentist in order to fill in the exposed areas around my gums - because it hurts when I drink cold stuff or when I brush my teeth. Either this is hereditary or I just didn't pay enough attention in kindergarten when they taught us how to brush our teeth properly. Yeah, come to think of it, I only looked forward to those classes 'cos they gave us this cute toothbrush together with tasty toothpaste for FREE!! But the whole time this 'kakak' (I would assume she was a nurse? I mean, she had the uniform and charts and the whole works-lah wtf) was explaining the process of brushing teeth the right way, I think I was more worried that my Coco Crunch left in my tupperware in class was stolen wtf.


So yeah, since I have sensitive teeth/gums whateva... this toothpaste would totally work for me! It's also by GSK so I guess it looks quite credible, rite??? I mean, it's not like you're gonna be stuffing some 'Anakku' product in your mouth, rite???!!

Ok-lah, I shall be honest with all of you... I actually chose this toothpaste 'cos it was pink! THERE!!! I said it!! Leave me alone! *_*

Worried

I'll be going to Kenko Reflexology and Fish Spa at Pavilion tomorrow in hope of achieving "smoother glowing skin in just 30 minutes". I'm now a little worried due to my healing toe. What if the "Doctor Fish" starts nibbling on my scabs and then my wound starts bleeding again? And what if the fishes start getting hooked on the taste of blood that they suddenly start biting off skin and then flesh, to access more blood? What if the fishes suddenly all turn into carnivores??? What if they suddenly think to themselves why be a peasant and eat off dead skin when we can wine & dine like lions do (human flesh + blood)??? *ROAR*

On another note, if the fishes DO turn into carnivores, Kenko better eff-ing credit me as the Founder for Carnivorean Garra Rufa fish... if not, I'll be back more often with more scabs wtf. Muahahahahaha *evil laugh*.

Nocturnal

It's 2am and I'm still awake wtf. I can't go to sleep now 'cos I know I won't be able to fall asleep and I'm super lazy to do anything else. Some more I rushed home from 'yam cha' session with Shyuan 'cos apparently it was getting late wtf. And look wot am I up to now?? Reading forwarded emails & blogs. I've tried many times to sleep early so that I can wake up earlier before noon at least but somehow it doesn't quite work for me. Since uni days, I'd start studying from midnight up until 6am then go sleep when all the neighbours start mowing their lawn wtf (dunno why 'ang mohs' like to mow their lawn so much also).

I've got a list of things that I can do right now but am still working out options:

1) Continue my cross-stitch which I've completed halfway - dunno why when I stop doing something, I'll leave it incomplete forever...

2) Continue watching Season 2 of '24' - something I've left hanging also when I started watching 'The Simple Life - Goes to Camp' instead (which I've completed btw as I so love Paris Hilton no matter how ditzy she can be at times)

3) Nintendo DS?? - no new games boh... how-leh? I can't pass this particular stage of 'Super Mario Bros' and 'Kirby' is getting too easy for me...

4) Re-read my January issue of Glamour - yup, how lame... proli April issue also out de....*smack in the head* y didn't I get it just now when I was at 1 utama?! Wtf! Wtf!

5) 'Clean' my room - but can't move much 'cos my big toe is seriously injured...

Quite exhausting to even come up with a list wtf. And I'm starting to feel hungry (altho' I've been eating non-stop the whole day). I'm too scared to go downstairs to the kitchen for fear that there might be other nocturnal living things there. Therefore, I'm trying to keep the situation under control by 'downing' bottles of water like a freaking 'waterholic' wtf... which would proli increase the water bill in our home due to the fact that I'm flushing the toilet every half hour. Yep, it'd be super costly living with me so Jeek... think properly ok!!!

P/s: Jeek: Don't think we can move back to Oz also 'cos they got all this water rationing shit going on which isn't quite favourable at my end 'cos you know how often I need to 'pang sai' right? *taps finger on forehead* Smart thinking, eh? *_*

Mothers

Tonight I faced the 'pressure' from themother to clean out my room since I'm on a one-week break next week. I'm not trying to whinge but I've been reprimanded once before chinese new year, 2nd time during chinese new year and 3rd time tonight... And they say, 3rd time's a charm wtf - pls find that person for me and I'll whack the f*%$ outta him/her.

Being the little procrastinator I usually am, I shocked myself by clearing out 4 massive bags of clothes (yes, I'm a girl and I always have nothing to wear) from my closet during chinese new year. I guess 4 bags wasn't quite up to themother's expectations as all she had to say was "your cupboard ah... clear out 4 big bags still so much stuff". What exactly is her definition of 'clean'? Does this mean that I'd need to throw/donate EVERYTHING in my closet and only live off 1 blouse, 1 pair of jeans, 1 bra and a panty? Is that ideally called 'spring cleaning'?? We're in Malaysia-lah... summer-lah!!! Summer!!!! No need to clean at all can??!!

Jeek's telling me now over msn that her mom nagged her for coming home late from work and I told her that I just got nagged to clear my desk wtf! I tend to keep 'unnecessary' things over the years 'cos I find them memorable but to everyone else, it just seems like rubbish/junk. I have cards from like when I was 8?? I have a thing 'bout collecting cards so everyone can just write me a meaningful card for my birthday!! =) Jeek suggests that we should move out together but I'm asking her how??? I can't imagine myself washing toilets-lor. Jeek said that she doesn't mind washing the toilet just as long as I scrub the toilet bowl if my shit were to stick on it wtf! So if we DO have a housewarming party next time, it's pretty obvious wot to get us-lah!

I know that they're still our mothers, they brought us into this world and gave us life, provided us with the best (not that 'best' if you're a daughter or gay) and all that jazz but I wonder if they really do get a 'kick' out of nagging or do they really mean wot they say?? I thought each relationship has to be two-way? So do you see me going up to themother saying "Why you keep so many 'ta pau' plastic containers for? I think you should 'clean' them out since you're like not working at all??" or "Why you hang so many photos on the wall for? Next time don't want the photo there anymore got hole in the wall so ugly ok? You think spackle very cheap ah??". But then again, one would say that we're still living under their 'roof' and I suppose, they DO have a right to keep it a one-way relationship at this point.

Life on the battlefield of forever trying to be the perfect daughter, perfect sibling, perfect friend, perfect gf, perfect colleague, perfect person that everyone expects you to be. It's tiring... but I still care about everyone's feelings... 'til I sometimes forget 'bout mine...

P/s: You can ignore this post after today 'cos I'm just having a super emo moment.

Ouch!!

I just came home and as I placed my bag on my desk, I accidentally knocked over my tumbler (ppl fat so a bit clumsy-lah wtf):

Guess where it landed? On my big toe!!!! I couldn't move for like 10 minutes due to the severe pain and distension... slowly I could see my toe becoming super swollen & blood was oozing out... I almost died wtf.....

It's been half an hour and it's still bleeding wtf!!! I don't wanna risk putting on a plaster just yet 'cos I think it'd so go to waste as the blood is still 'leaking' non-stop... I seriously think I'm a haemophiliac.... trauma ok! Trauma!!!! This will so lead to emotional distress I tell you!! EFF-ING TUMBLER!!!!

If I don't update this blog as regularly as I do anymore, please do visit me at the nearest hospital... and that would be err Pantai Hospital?? I don't think an ambulance would bring me to some 'dan rakan-rakan' 24-hour clinic right?? I need proper medical supervision can???!!!

P/s: Oh oh, you guys can forget 'bout the HelloKittyModel fund and focus on my I-need-money-in-case-my-toe-needs-to-be-amputated fund... thanks heaps!

P/p/s: Amputation needs more money so donate like RM10 per person would suffice *_*

My Crippled Friend

Everyone... kindly take note that my 'sister' Lee Mei Yoong a.k.a. Kelly a.k.a HelloKittyModel is crippled:

Pls contact me if you would like to donate RM0.25 to the I-need-freaking-money-to-become-a-hello-kitty-model fund. Thanks!

US Visa Photograph

Last week Ju and I were discussing about how our US Visa Photograph is super ugly. I totally agree! Look at mine:

They have all these requirements such as how your photo:

1) has to show a full-face view - hence the hair clip wtf... look like a piano teacher only

2) cannot look down or to either side - already ppl's face super big like Shrek, cannot even look at an angle to hide flaws

3) is preferable that ears be exposed - so have to tuck hair behind the ears and show my protruding chin bones

4) must have a natural expression - cannot even smile wtf

5) must not be reproduced if it's digitally produced - cannot touch-up my eyes even.. one big, one small.. 'cacat' like shit can?

No wonder the US ppl are so suspicious of everyone... of course-lah... if everyone's photo looks like this, everyone would look like a bloody terrorist/communist can? Seriously-lor, if I were to see myself with this face walking down Telawi street one day, I'd go up to myself and punch myself just because I look like this:

**Can vomit blood rite??

P/s: To all my friends out there: Thank you for 'friending' me altho' I look like this wtf. If anyone wants to look prettier, just come and befriend me 'cos my ugliness beside you would make you look 100 times prettier *_*



P/p/s: Brother Smell Hua: Happy Birthday!!!

I texted Shyuan...

.... this afternoon 'cos was a lil' worried that she's in coma or in some "vegetarian" sleep:

Me: Did you die? I just blogged about you... hehe

Shyuan: I'M IN PAIN!! Kill me now!! Damn bad mood now ha ha. It better not be a single and available ad! Ha ha (So anyone interested??)

Me: Oh shit! I left that part out. Haha... come online and chat-lah wtf

Shyuan: I'm still using dial up man bloody slow gives me techno rage ha ha (Ya, apparently still got ppl in that era wan..). I have relatives right now have to sit here and display for them ha ha

Me: With the eff-ing pain?? Remember to put ice pack to prevent the swelling...

Shyuan: Ya I'm doing that now. I think the breathing tube went in wrong. Throat damn pain can't swallow chibai

P/s: Anyone interested in my super 'attractive' friend?? Preferably a lil' 'pai kia' kind of look but must speak english well. If yes, do send me an e-mail at meili.lee@gmail.com *_*

Laundry Bar

I finally met up with Shyuan last night as she was MIA for the past few weeks since she got back. We met at the Curve and it was either coffee or wine. So being the alcoholic friend of mine, she chose the latter. We got settled in at Laundry Bar and ordered House Wine 'cos opening a bottle is too expensive and we're that kiasu wtf. Ok, maybe me-lah 'cos I only had one glass and Shyuan had two.

Had to take a photo before my face turned red wtf:

Anyways, I didn't realise how much I actually missed Shyuan! We started catching up on usual stuff about how our mothers should just be soulmates and our brothers too.... and relationships.... jobs.... my friends... her friends... how we're 26 this year and have achieved nothing (and how her advice to me is to enjoy the last 2 months of my 25 year-old-hood)... how we're becoming our mothers... how we dunno what to do with our lives... altho' we have a long-term goal (cannot share it here-lah later you all become competitors how?) but have to really get down to working on it... our Singapore plans... wtf why are we so auntie?!

Then all of a sudden, this place started playing "Gimme more" by Britney and of course I had to sing to it-lah... catchy tune and high on wine wtf... super capital 'L' ok... and Shyuan was giving me the one-side-raised-eyebrow look. Some more I had to go tell her that I was just only singing this song at karaoke the other day wtf... y-lah am I not 'paiseh' at all!!! With the super loud music & alcohol, Shyuan had this idea that we should all go out to party like we're 16! I told her I really can't 'cos I get backaches quite often nowadays and she has her freaking wisdom tooth extraction the next morning.

But Shyuan, no matter what happens, know that I'll always be at the same state as where you are. Please do come back soon for good (f*%$ wot the others say) so we can be perpetual stoners once again! Also, I hope you're feeling alright from the wisdom tooth extraction 'cos the last time I did mine I almost died!!

P/s: If you did die, know that I'll be singing "Gimme gimme more, gimme more" at your funeral *kua kua kua*

Alliance Bank

Why I chose this bank is because apparently the branch at Ikano is open on weekends and semi-atas ppl like me who have to work during the week would find that branch very convenient-lor. But apparently the customer service lady asked me to go open at Bangsar branch instead 'cos it's the nearest branch to the address stated on my IC. Then I came up with this BS story that my office super near the Ikano centre. She asked me where I was working and I was like "around here-lah" (pointing behind my head wtf) & gave her the why-you-so-kaypoh-for-wat look. She was super reluctant to open for me ok! First chase customers away then give '10 sen' face (Kelly:is this how you use the term?). Nevermind, nevermind.... then she forced me to open this account named "Al-Wadiah" wtf. I kept telling the customer service auntie that I'm non-muslim ok?!! And she kept saying that Al-Wadiah's interest rate better wtf. So nevermind-lah... Not only am I not being treated as a semi-atas customer, I'm a non-semi-atas-muslim-wannabe-account-holder can? (Dunno if I bring my green colour passbook as opposed to normal ppl having blue passbooks, to purchase new property can qualify for bumi rate onot leh?).

So anyways, I went to the Bangsar branch to deposit my cheque just now. As I stepped in.......

Wtf? Got coffee shop chair but no guard ok! Not even a single 'lau' uncle sitting there!!! What if a 'pai kia' were to suddenly approach me from the back?? I'm suppose to then flash my green passbook at him and go like "eh, tengok ini buku hijau.. dun rob me-lah... we all 'kakilang' wat..."???!!

An excerpt from the Alliance Bank website:

"The Alliance Financial Group has had five decades of proud history in contributing to the financial community in Malaysia with its innovative and entrepreneurial spirit enhanced by our deep understanding of our customers' needs".

Therefore, today I finally understood as to why the customer service auntie kept forcing me to open an Al-Wadiah account. 'Cos she certainly had a 'deep understanding' of my need for safety - to 'save' me from the future 'pai kia' - altho' she couldn't quite understand the importance of opening the account at the Ikano branch due to its convenient banking hours but life more important ma rite? So customer service auntie at Alliance Bank Ikano branch, thank you for 'saving' my life tonight..... *_*

Monday's coming so kill me pls?

I know I'm not the only person feeling this way each Sunday. I mean, who invented the freaking work week schedule anyways? And seriously, how come I wasn't allowed to vote on this? In addition to weekends, I'd proli vote for Wednesdays off! If any dearparty would promise to implement this, I'd bring my whole troop to vote for you in the next election.... but I'd proli need to register first. And it'd be kinda cool too if your dearparty could implement 'nicknames' for voters. I think I'd so want an account under the name of "Kittygoma Lee" (hello kitty merged with mamegoma) - and allow us to write in coloured pens or is it all computerised now? If it's computerised, I'd like my nickname to be typed in green and I promise to definitely let other ppl overseas know that our country is super 'maju' now can? WOM to boost our tourism industry... (like ppl would wanna visit Malaysia 'cos can register electronically de.. wtf... y-lah am I like this?!).

P/s: Oh oh, and whichever party that decides to accede to my above requests, I would like to ask why do road signs always have to be behind a tree ha? It's like when you pass an exit only you realise you had to turn earlier wtf. Cannot cut down the tree and re-plant it behind the signboard ah - like how our Malaysian developers cut down all the trees and re-plant them scrawny 'botak' trees around the area once the buildings are done? Can right? Super 'maju' wat....

Crystallization

I spent 4 1/2 hours today crystallizing my phone:

How's that for a beginner? I've only done the back of my phone and don't think I'll be crystallizing the front 'til I reach 30 years of age as after 4 1/2 hours, I'm having a neckache & my fingers are seriously sore from holding the tweezers. Actually almost blind also 'cos some of the crystals were like super itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini...

Anyways, once I finished it, I had the urge to show off my 'ingenuity'. So I charged out of my bedroom, ran down the stairs at the speed of lightning (and almost banged into the wall at the end of the stairs wtf.. 'cos ppl fat so cannot really control the speed can?!) and the first person I saw was my mom sitting at the couch (alternatively, I could've gone to my dad but crystals are nothing like the SGX hey?). So my mom was like "What is this??"... "CRYSTALS!!! I stuck them one by one on my own", I beamed. "So free until got time to do this!", the supportive mother said.

As you can see, I've spent half of the entire day doing this utterly useless task. I now intend to give up this 'talent'. I've learnt nothing from it (apart from manipulating super sharp tweezers to grip super tiny crystals) and should proli embrace newer 'talents' of a more genuine significance... something more inspiring... something as 'epochal' that can't help but be reflected in subsequent artistic expression.... like nail art design *_*

Back from HK!!

Wot's up y'all!! Moi is back from Hello Kitty Land!!! With heaps of Hello Kitty & Friends kick-ass 'stash'!!!

**Mobile phone screen protectors....

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**Facial blotting paper....

**I got a new passport cover too!!!

**Toys....

And this is what I got from their 7-eleven:

**Thirsty? Hello Kitty's got peach water!!!

**Hello Kitty & Dear Daniel - apparently if both of them kiss, Hello Kitty's cheeks light up (ok, I dunno why I bought this)

They also had Hello Kitty instant cup noodles and erm... sanitary pads ok!!! But I didn't buy them 'cos erm... don't need them? *_* Ok ok... my biggest excitement of all (*background oooooooh*):

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**GASP! Hello Kitty mobile phone!!! Ok, I know you guys are rolling your eyes big time now but hey, check out the stuff that comes with it:

**Still unconvinced? Shyuan? Grace? Back me up here???

Oh well, moving on... we went to the BAPE store too!!!!

I couldn't afford anything there so I only got this Baby Milo mobile phone accessory...... *sniff*

As you can see from above, it was freaking cold that I almost died can?!?!! But was a good time to put Gaythri's cute lil' socks to use:

It was so cold that I couldn't wake up each day until erm... afternoon-lah *_* So FanOfWarrenBuffett got tired of waiting for me to wake up one day and took a short lil' stroll to HMV. Ok, brace yourselves... look what he came back with:

*Kua kua kua* I really don't get it... and the more I don't get how he can be into FanOfHelloKitty *_*

P/s:
Anyways, I feel that:
Hong Kong - youknowwhere ppl (Angela should get this!) + better comprehension of english = An 'OK' place to live

I take it back....

I know that I mentioned how our Malaysian government should direct their resources at more important issues and focus less on their Tandas Bersih campaign? After last night, I take it all back!!! I went for dinner in Seremban with my dad's side of relatives and this restaurant that my dad kept referring to as "Ming Court" on the phone turned out to be "Min Kok" restaurant wtf....

So judging from the 'cina' restaurant name.... I had to of course use the toilet at least once before we left for KL again 'cos you know how unpredictable traffic can be at that area. Seriously, the moment I stepped into the toilet, I felt dirty all over! There was this cubicle which I thought was decent enough to go into 'cos there was toilet paper in there.... as I stepped closer only did I realise that someone puked mee hoon all over the squatting pan???!!!! Eh, wanna vomit, aim properly can? *$%! So obviously the other cubicles that had no vomit were out of toilet paper *_* Can seriously die ok??

P/s:
Nav: Again, I would like to help you topic generate:
Session 1: What Constitutes a Clean Toilet?
Session 2: Benefits of Having an Uncontaminated Toilet
Session 3: Managing & Motivating Employees to Achieving Hygiene
Session 4: Future Outlook & Case Studies

Ushering in the Chinese New Year

As many chinese families were gearing up for some lively activities yesterday to usher in the Chinese New Year, my 'lively' activities were nontheless having a cup of iced tall low fat (ppl damn fat & bloated now can?) latte at Starbucks and a bottle of wine at The Social after. Although it may seem like a trivial gathering, I honestly thank God for such wonderful friends - Pheng & Kelly - to have accompanied me 'til late last night...

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*Cheers to the New Year (but this was b4 midnite-lah)

*Me & Pheng

*HelloKittyModel & Me

*Pheng & HelloKittyModel

My face was super red when I got home. And suddenly got diarrhoea...wtf?! Is this a good sign for chinese? Like can someone pls let me know if Confucius has a saying (or poem) whereby you get diarrhoea on the first day of CNY it'd mean 'flushing' away bad vibes from the body or something??

P/s: Since Confucius had heaps of sayings in the past, I wonder if he was ever confused with his own sayings... like one day just wake up and go like "Wtf! What does this saying 'Man who run behind car get exhausted' mean?! Ok-lah, ok-lah, I'll just come up with another saying to balance it out - 'Man who run in front of car get tired'..." *_*

P/p/s:
1) Why must run? Got tornado is it?
2) If really got tornado, why are people even still driving?
3) Who is this 'man' that runs in front & behind of cars? Like 'boh song' that ppl got car is it???

What would you ask...

If you were to meet God one day, out of the blue... say in the LRT 'cos you need to get to the end of the rail line and it's like 40 stops (when we reach Wawasan 2020, trust me, it'd be 40 stops) away... and have a few hours ('cos you know how 'fast' our 'kakaks' take to walk in and out of the train) to spare, what is the ONE question that you'd ask Him? And, for all of you atheists out there, let's just 'pretend' (pretend only ok? since we live in this pretentious world, can't be so hard to pretend for this question rite??) for your sake, that there really is a creator of earth, what would be the only thing that you'd really really like an answer to??

I think I would really like to ask Him, how does He create over 6.6 billion different people/faces on earth? And this figure does not include those who have passed on. Like how does He do it? I mean, there are just so few things that He can play around with - eyes, nose, lips, skin colour etc - but how is it possible to have THAT many combinations?! Wouldn't He run out of combinations like soon? Or does He 'recycle' images of people after a few centuries?? Not like we'll be able to recognise someone who looks EXACTLY like us from the 1800s 'cos for starters, we don't know or will ever know anyone from that era and secondly, the people in ancient pictures are like so solemn can? No smiles (thank God for someone to invent: 'say CHEESE!!!'), no posing with peace signs (I'm asian ok?), no one posing a peace sign behind ur head so you'd look like you have scrawny horns. Even if the people back then were super 'cun', the pictures/paintings made them look damn ugly ok??!! Let's say if I were to stumble upon a black & white photo from the 1800s and this girl looks EXACTLY like me... I die die also won't admit lor...

Ok, I can foresee some of you asking..."What about twins then? Or triplets?". I can reply on God's behalf for you... "He's still getting used to the keyboard... the ctrl v shortcut is quite addictive can?". *grin*

P/s: If I get a bonus round question, I'd proli ask God why my armpit hair grows so fast leh? hehehe - and on top of that, please have mercy on my sins.... *_*

Batik Purses

Grace and I met up with Josie earlier at Black Canyon for dinner and Josie bought us Batik purses all the way from Bali!!!! Something we 3 can use together gether when we go for lunch, yeah? =)

Us posing with our own purse:

**Daisy Grace (dunno shy or wat-lah...)

**Mickey/Goofy/Pluto Josie (she hasn't decided who she wants to be yet.. we'll keep you posted on this)

**Minnie Mei Li (NO COMMENTS PLS!!! bad hair day, can?)

So since I came home to no one (ahem)... I showed it to my "au pair" from Bangkok:

**I-dun-gif-a-damn-bout-anything-so-I-continue-sucking-on-my-thumb Cooky with Batik purse

**Vainpot Cooky with compact mirror



**Nicole-Richie-wannabe Cooky (wot's up y'all!!)

**Geek.com Cooky

**Tucked-in-bed-so-leave-me-alone Cooky

BEWARE OF DOG!

P/s: Yeah, I know.. I'm THAT bored, can?! Well, let's just say that I 'thrive' on these things... kua kua kua

Sad Case... AGAIN!!

Tonight is the last night with FanOfWarrenBuffett before he leaves for Singapore tomorrow for CNY...

We've watched FOUR episodes of '24' tonight in order to maximise our time together 'cos super sad ok!! For the next 5 days:

- No one 'ta-pauing' nuggets/fries/tiramisu for me for supper...

- No one to tell me that I'm making the right decision to go for the Japanese eye lash extensions for fun....

- No one to console me that I can avoid facing the faced-off-wicked-witch-of-the-east every other 'tomorrow'

- No one to protect me from lizards/moths/cockroaches/rats/beetles/whatever-gross-shit that should just stay outside of houses!!!!!

Actually (*background voices* there she goes again with 'actually here' & 'actually there') the list can go on and on but I have to wake up early so I'll just stop here for now........

Therefore, my friends... I'm 'company' deprived! PLEASE look for me!!!! Free 'teh tarik', anyone? *big, sad puss-in-boots-from-shrek eyes*

HAPPY!!!!

Yesterday, 3 happy gals got together at Coffee Bean to celebrate their 'almost' bright future together! (Actually, Pheng & William were there too for support). Actually, we are another step closer to 'holding hands & skipping together'! Now, actually we just have to look forward to making it HAPPEN!!!! (I'm hooked to the word 'actually'-lah.. how? I think I'm super Malaysian lor... MALAYYYYSIAAAAAAAAAAAA...... TRULYYYYYY ASIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA).

**That's us! (Grace is the one on the far right holding the map 'cos she always NEEDS one! hehehe)

No, we are not going for a trip.. we're just 'migrating' to a place where there will be:
1) No more condescending remarks from the faced-off-wicked-witch-of-the-east
2) No more having to suffer through hearing the voice & excitement of the faced-off-wicked-witch-of-the-east when she gets free trips to 'Tawau'-like destinations (Not Taiwan but TAWAU OK!!! Where the f*** is that?!)
3) No more 'old machines'.....
4) No more sun tan ('cos everyday have to drive out in the blazing sun can die ok?! Here's a thought.. maybe Malaysia should start an awareness campaign on melanoma and focus less on their 'Tandas Bersih' campaign... *_*)
5) No more walking up a flight of stairs each time the urge to pee arises (ppl wearing heals can??)
6) No more 'work of the day' meetings in cantonese....
7) No more having to speak to people who assume that we know who they are on the line (and then get pissed off when we ask "Who's on the line?"!!!! Niameh...)
8) No more having people to reprimand you for using the wrong colour stamp pad for different stamps (yeah I KNOW! Wtf!!)
9) No more having to put up with selfish people who get hyped up about the wrong & unimportant things (and by people, I mean one person......nyet nyet nyet)
10) Bestest & mostest of all, no more having to wake up at 7am on Saturdays & get cheated into doing so!!!!!

Ok, I know I'm whinging here but get a testimonial from the others... you'll then understand how bad it is... so bad that this is me next week:

**Me: Muahahahahahahah *evil laugh*

My Little Pony

Therese, who just turned 6 last week (her photo here with her kindergarten bf):

.....is a big fan of 'My Little Pony'..... I mean, who isn't/wasn't... the ponies have long coloured hair (as opposed to Barbie's boring blond hair but dunno why I was also a sucker for her in the past) and are super duper cute ok!!!



So anyways, Therese brought her 'flock' of my little ponies out earlier and while holding her hand as we walked to the restaurant, I pried into her paperbag and went:

**Me: Wowwwwwwww.... so many ponies hor... you brought the whole family out ah?? *raising one eyebrow* (but since my fringe is covering the other eyebrow, my facial expression here isn't as clear as I imagined it would be)

Therese: Ya, but I left one at home....

And of course I was curious as to why she deliberately left one at home......

**Me: How come? Why did you leave her behind?

Therese: It's a HIM! 'Cos he has to guard the castle.....

**Me: Icic... (nodding my head as though I understand wtf she means - a sign of encouragement-lah u know? But since I am super 'kaypoh', I just had to ask...) But what or who is he guarding the castle from??

Therese: You mean u dunno ah? Nowadays got a lot of thieves breaking into houses u know?! *Tightens her grip on her paperbag of 'assets' & adds...* Have to be careful when walking also 'cos got a lot of snatch thieves around... *looks behind her shoulder* (dunno to see if her parents are still behind us or whether a snatch thief is approaching us - more likely the latter since we were on this topic....)

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**Me - speechless!

Since she just got enrolled into Kuen Cheng preschool, can someone pls enlighten me as to whether they are teaching kids there to read http://www.thestar.com.my/ now?

**Super happy to go to school. Wait 'til SPM sets in....